Looks like the Senate Democratsare going to Liz War!
During the debate overKeebler elf Jeff Sessions,
-who was just confirmed...-(laughter)
-Prove me wrong.-(applause and cheering)
...was just confirmedas attorney general today.
America's Aunt Elizabeth Warrenread a 30-year-old letter
by Coretta Scott Kingdenouncing Sessions.
-But apparently,that historic... -MAN: Great!
Yeah, apparently,that historical...
I know. Like, two people,
-and the rest of themare like, "Aah." -(laughter)
-"I mean, I coulddo this, but..." -(laughter)
Apparently, that historical burnwas too hot for the Senate.
Republicans claimed she was"impugning another Senator"
and silenced her.
People like Betsy DeVoschimed in with,
-"What does 'impugn' mean?"-(laughter and groaning)
-So... Warren...-(applause and cheering)
-Take 'em down!-Yeah.
So, Warren went outside,read the letter live
on Facebook Live,right between a live feed of
a dude's trip to the DMV
and probably a video of achinchilla licking its balls.
exploded with the hashtags#ShePersisted,
#LetLizSpeak and #LetLizTalk,because they support
a woman's rightto choose everything
-except for one hashtag.-(laughter)
By the way, I don't knowhow they missed the hashtag
#LizLemonParty.That would of been great.
-(laughter) -But you know why?'Cause she's... -Yeah!
-Yeah! -Because it's a...-(applause and cheering)
You have to lookat what's happened.
She's interruptinga room full of old white guys
jerking each other off.I mean, it fits so perfectly.
-(laughter)-JEN KIRKMAN: Ah.
And thanks to all the publicity,
her Facebook Livegot over seven million views,
instead of the sevenit would have gotten on C-SPAN.
-(laughter) -Includingher three grandkids. Now,
all this startedbecause Elizabeth Warren
was supposedly mean to Sessions,but, comedians...
(whining):She was all mean to Sessions!
But we're not boundby decorum here on @midnight.
We're not on the Senate floor,so go ahead, impugn
-a politician! Anyone?-Yeah.
Donald Trump is so dumb
that he calleda retired lieutenant
at 3:00 in the morning'cause he didn't know
if the dollar was strong,and then, when the guy was like,
"That's not my area,"he got mad and hung up.
-Points.-But he actually did that!
-(applause)-That's not a joke. -Yeah.
-He actually did that.-HARDWICK: Want to know if I...
-(applause and cheering)-Is it still okay to give you
points, 'cause that...you didn't make that up?
Bernie Sanders went as a scrotumfor Halloween and no makeup.
-(laughter and groaning)-HARDWICK: Points.
-Paul Feig.-Mike Pence is gay.