Extended - Fight for Your Right to @midnight - Kung Fu Classics - Uncensored

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Jenna Elfman, Yassir Lester and Nick Thune answer questions about regrettable B-movie action clips. (6:29)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY FIGHT FOR YOURRIGHT TO @MIDNIGHT.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE

INTERNET IS CRAMMED TO THE BRIMOF ITS FILTHY HOLES WITH SEX,

BUT DID YOU ALSO KNOW IT'S KINDOF INTO VIOLENCE, TOO?

IT'S TRUE. I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A TRULYBIZARRE FIGHT SCENE THAT'S BEEN

CLIPPED OUT FOR YOUTUBE, AND FOR250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A

QUESTION ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

FIRST UP, THESE FIGHTERS WHOLIKE TO TAKE THEIR SWEET TIME.

♪ (FIERCE GRUNTING)

(LOUD GROWLING)(FIERCE GRUNT)

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)IT JUST...

IT GOES ON FOR, LIKE, 45MINUTES.

WHAT'S THE NEXT LINE FROM THISMOVIE?

JENNA.

>> THIS IS THE MANLIEST PORNFOREPLAY EVER!

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)>> DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I

ACTUALLY ACT IT OUT, DO YOU LIKETHAT?

OR SHOULD I STATE IT SIMPLY?

>> HARDWICK: I THINK IN THISCASE IT REALLY ADDED A DIMENSION

TO IT.

>> THANKS.

>> HARDWICK: AND I WAS... LIKE,YOU TOOK US THERE, AND THAT WAS

REALLY... THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

>> DID I TAKE YOU TOO FAR,THOUGH?

>> HARDWICK: NO. NO, NO.

UH, YASSIR LESTER.

>> I TOLD YOU, MAN-- L'EGGO OFMY EGGO.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NEXT UP, THIS CLASSIC WESTERNSHOWDOWN.

NEXT UP, THIS CLASSIC WESTERNSHOWDOWN.

HE CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.

HE CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT.

WHAT IS THE TAGLINE OF THISMOVIE?

NICK.

>> COME SEE THE WILDEST WESTERNYOU'VE EVER SEEN--

BITCH SLAPCITY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JENNA.

>> THE SLAPPIEST PORN FOREPLAYEVER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

ULTIMATELY, THAT'S WHAT THISALL...

YES, POINTS.

YASSIR.

>> UH, WATCH J.K. SIMMONS GETWHAT HE DESERVES IN WHIPLASH 2.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

>> THAT'S WORTH POINTS.

THAT... THAT COULD GET, LIKE, AMASSAGE FOR THAT ONE.

THAT WAS VERY GOOD.

>> HARDWICK: AND THIS DEATHSCENE FROM A KUNG FU CLASSIC.

>> AAH!

>> (SHOUTS)>> AAH!

(GROANS)(SHRIEKS)

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, IT...

I-I... IT WAS... THE SOUND WASLOW, I COULDN'T HOR... I

COULDN'T HEAR IT VERY WELL, SOWHAT DID THAT GUY SAY RIGHT

BEFORE HE DIED?

YASSIR.

>> I LOVED RUSH HOUR.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JENNA.

>> IN MY OBITUARY, SKIP THE DICKPUNCH.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, POINTS.

NICK THUNE.

>> CAN YOU CLEAR MY BROWSERHISTORY?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

ALL RIGHT.

NEXT UP, THIS CLASSIC CLIP FROMSTAR TREK, BEFORE J.J. ABRAMS

MADE IT ALL HIGH-TECHY.

♪ >> (HISSING)

(GROWLS)(GRUNTS)

>> HARDWICK: I MEAN...

HE'S JUST...

HE'S JUST PISSING IT OFF.

THAT ACTUALLY WAS NOT SUPPOSEDTO BE FILMED, IT'S JUST ONE OF

THE EXTRAS GOT NEAR SHATNER'SWIG, UH...

IN YOUR BEST BAD SHATNERIMPRESSION, TAUNT YOUR OPPONENT.

YASSIR.

>> I TOLD YOU TO USEPRICELINE.COM.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

YEAH, EVEN BACK THEN.

JENNA.

>> IF YOU'RE A LADY ALIEN...

WE CAN FUCK AFTER WE FIGHT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

>> WAS A GOOD ONE?

>> THAT'S...

>> HARDWICK: NICK.

>> I... DON'T...

DO IMPRESSIONS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, YEAH.

>> YEAH.

LOVED THAT.

LOVED THAT, TOP TO BOTTOM.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, THISKUNG FU MOVIE FROM THE COUNTRY

SYNONYMOUS WITH KUNG FU, TURKEY.

>> (SPEAKS TURKISH)(BOOMING)

>> (GRUNTING)>> HARDWICK: UH...

THOSE FRIGGING GUN PUNCHES.

WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THISTURKISH DELIGHT?

NICK.

>> WILD HOGS 4: IT'S TURKEYTIME.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YASSIR LESTER.

>> MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING INTURKEY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

NEXT UP, THIS...

THIS BOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER.

♪ >> (SPEAKS BENGALI)

(GRUNTING)>> HARDWICK: WHAT OSCAR

NOMINATION DID THAT GET?

JENNA.

>> BEST PEC-AMATOGRAPHY.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, YES, POINTS.

POINTS, VERY GOOD.

>> YES.

>> HARDWICK: VERY GOOD.

>> YES!

>> I CAN'T DO IT.

>> HARDWICK: YOU WERE TRYING TODO IT, I CAN'T DO IT EITHER.

YASSIR.

>> UH, BEST LOOK-ALIKE FOR MYMISSING FATHER.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NICK.

>> UH, IT'S A TRICK QUESTION,CHRIS, BUT THANK YOU.

UM, IT WOULD NEVER BE NOMINATEDFOR AN OSCAR BECAUSE THERE ARE

NO WHITE MEN IN IT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, YEAH,POINTS.

POINTS.

NICK THUNE IS TAKING DOWN WHITESONE WHITE AT A TIME.

>> HEY, AS A 36-YEAR-OLD WHITEMALE, I KNOW THE STRUGGLE.