California's Historic Vote - Matthew McConaughey's Been Sleeping Outside His Polling Place

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Californians will vote on whether to legalize pot in November, so Jim Jefferies, Nikki Glaser and Brett Gelman attempt to sway voters with anti-marijuana slogans. (1:42)

You know, we usually liketo start the show

with something funand high-energy

to make the audience go "Whoo!"

ALL:Whoo!

Not yet.

Today, I wanted to mix things upand talk about a serious issue

relating to November's election.

On the ballot this year,Californians will participate

in an historic vote to finallylegalize recreational marijuana.

(cheers and applause)

Why is it that people "whoo"at the word "marijuana,"

but if I just gave youmarijuana,

you'd be like, "Sweet."?

-(laughter) -They're finallymaking it easier

to get pot in Californiaby cutting out that arduous step

of going to a fake doctorin a strip mall

and lying about headaches.

There's clearly a lotof excitement about this.

In fact,Matthew McConaughey's been

sleeping outsidehis polling place right there.

-(laughter)-That's definitely him.

Now, comedians,I do not partake in the weed.

I'm a sober fellow,

but I don't hold itagainst you if you enjoy it.

Let's attempt to panderto the audience

in the opposite direction,all right? What we need is

a slogan that anti-marijuanalobbyists will use

in the upcoming election.Let's take the other side.

-Jim Jefferies, go.-Vote!

We dare you, because votingrequires you

to show up somewhereat an exact date.

HARDWICK:Yes! All right, perfect.

(cheers and applause)

Perfect.

Nikki Glaser.

Aren't the linesat Taco Bell long enough?

Yeah. Points.

-(applause and cheering)-I'll see you down there.

Brett Gellman.

Why have a joint in your pocket

when you can have a gunin your hand?