#HashtagWars - #JapanAMovie

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Milana Vayntrub, Kyle Kinane and Paul F. Tompkins offer up new versions of popular movies with Japan in mind. (1:38)

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And now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.


-(audience whooping)-These days...

Hollywood is snatching upevery Japanese property they can

and adapting them into films.

It seems likehalf the movies in production

star either a giant robotor a Pokémon.

Sadly, never both.I am way on board this.

I... Japan ismy favorite place on Earth.

I went there on my honeymoon.

To celebrate this combination ofFar East meets West Hollywood,

tonight's hashtag is#JapanAMovie.

Examples might be Sashimi, Myself and Irene,

or Tinker Tailor Soldier Hai!

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.


Guys and Dolls You Can Put Your Dick In.

-Okay, great. Points.-(laughter, shouting, applause)

Paul F. Tompkins.

-Japan's Labyrinth. -Yes, points. Very good.


10 Things I Hate About Pikachu.



The Squid and the Whale Sounds Delicious.

-All right. Points.-(laughter)

Paul F. Tompkins.

Japan of Green Gables.

-Points. Very good.-(applause)

Kyle Kinane.

License to Drive, but Not Real Good or Anything.

-Oh, Jesus Christ.-(laughter, applause)

How am I supposed to give youpoints for that?

(applause, cheers)

This is your (bleep) fault

that I'm giving him pointsfor that nonsense.

Paul F.


-Yes, points. Kyle.-(laughter)

Finding Nemo in Your Takeout Order.

-(cheers and applause)-Oh, Jesus Christ.

I don't know how I feelabout this guy.

Points. Milana.

No Country for Old Ramen.

-All right. Points. Good.-(cheers, applause)