#HashtagWars - #JapanAMovie

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Milana Vayntrub, Kyle Kinane and Paul F. Tompkins offer up new versions of popular movies with Japan in mind. (1:38)

And now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering)

-(audience whooping)-These days...

Hollywood is snatching upevery Japanese property they can

and adapting them into films.

It seems likehalf the movies in production

star either a giant robotor a Pokémon.

Sadly, never both.I am way on board this.

I... Japan ismy favorite place on Earth.

I went there on my honeymoon.

To celebrate this combination ofFar East meets West Hollywood,

tonight's hashtag is#JapanAMovie.

Examples might be Sashimi, Myself and Irene,

or Tinker Tailor Soldier Hai!

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

Kyle.

Guys and Dolls You Can Put Your Dick In.

-Okay, great. Points.-(laughter, shouting, applause)

Paul F. Tompkins.

-Japan's Labyrinth. -Yes, points. Very good.

Milana.

10 Things I Hate About Pikachu.

-Points.-(cheering)

Kyle.

The Squid and the Whale Sounds Delicious.

-All right. Points.-(laughter)

Paul F. Tompkins.

Japan of Green Gables.

-Points. Very good.-(applause)

Kyle Kinane.

License to Drive, but Not Real Good or Anything.

-Oh, Jesus Christ.-(laughter, applause)

How am I supposed to give youpoints for that?

(applause, cheers)

This is your (bleep) fault

that I'm giving him pointsfor that nonsense.

Paul F.

Japant-Man.

-Yes, points. Kyle.-(laughter)

Finding Nemo in Your Takeout Order.

-(cheers and applause)-Oh, Jesus Christ.

I don't know how I feelabout this guy.

Points. Milana.

No Country for Old Ramen.

-All right. Points. Good.-(cheers, applause)

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