#HashtagWars - #OneLetterOffFoods

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To celebrate World Baking Day, Paul Goebel, Greg Behrendt and Maria Bamford whip up a batch of appetite-killing food ideas. (1:52)

It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.

(cheering, applause)

Today was World Baking Day--

-calm down-- uh...-(laughter)

when masses of peoplelogged on to Pinterest saying,

"Hey, I can make this,"only end up making this instead.


But if the countless food failsposted online

have taught us anything,it's that cooking

is an exact science,where the tiniest change

can be the differencebetween delicious

and horrible dog food!

So let's throw cautionand E. coli to the wind

with tonight's hashtag#1LetterOffFoods.

-CHOIR: ♪ Ah... -Yeah! -Oh, adorable!

They're adorable!

-(applause)-Nightmare. Your nightmare.

Examples might be:Chicken singers,

or: Poop-Tarts or Pop-Farts.Either one works.

-Wow! -I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.


-Yeah, points.-(laughter)


-Go, Paul Goebel.-Chicken McFuggets!

-All right, points.-(cheering, applause)

-Greg.-Scream of Wheat.

All right, points.Maria Bamford.

-Kraft Shingles.-Points.

Paul Goebel.

-(bleep) cake.-(laughter)

It works. It works. It works.

-All right, Maria.-Betty Cocker.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Greg Behrendt.-Chocolate MILF.

-All right, points.-Yeah! Yeah! -(cheering)


Maria Bamford.

-Uh, hole slaw.-Yeah, hole slaw! Perfect!


Kung pu chicken.

-Good night.-Yeah, it's right there.

It's right there.It's right there.

-Kung pu!-Maria.

-Hot hogs?-(laughter)

Yeah. Yeah.

(Hardwick laughing)

I'm giving you pointsfor how apologetic your face was

when you said that.