Other City Slogans - As Cool as "Keep Austin Weird"

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In honor of the #PointsMe panelist from Austin, Texas, Steve Agee, Chris Cubas and Tom Lennon come up with city mottos as fitting as the Lone Star State capital's. (1:14)

AS WE JUMP TO OUR NEXT GAME,OTHER CITY SLOGAN.

OTHER CITY SLOGANS.

TONIGHT'S HONORARY GUESTHAILED FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS,

WHOSE UNOFFICIAL CITY MOTTOIS KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD.

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF OTHERCITIES HAD SIMILARLY COOL

SLOGANS SO GIVE ME AS MANYNEW CITY SLOGANS AS YOU CAN

IN 60 SECONDS, AND BEGIN.

TOM.

>> KEEP MIAMI ON VALTREX.

>> Chris: POINTS.

CHRIS.

>> DETROIT, [BLEEP], DUCKMOTHER [BLEEP].

>> Chris: POINTS.

TOM.

>> KEEP YOUR LAWRENCE, KANSASOUT OF MY UTERUS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

STEVE AGEE.

DALLAS: KENNEDY-FREE SINCE '63.

>> Chris: POINTS.

CHRIS CUBAS.

>> BOSTON: AH, GO [BLEEP]YOURSELF.

>> Chris: POINTS.

TOM.

>> KEEP QUEBEC FULL OFDELIGHTFUL MARIONETTES.

>> Chris: POINTS.

STEVE AGEE.

>> MAUI: WE'RE ACTUALLY ANISLAND.

>> Chris: POINTS.

CHRIS CUBAS.

>> SAN ANTONIO: Y'ALL HEARDTHAT NEW KID ROCK RECORD?

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

STEVE AGEE.

>> STOCKTON, I ONCE [BLEEP]A GIRL THERE.

>> Chris: IS THAT JUST SOMETHINGYOU ARE SAYING?

YEAH, POINTS.

CHRIS CUBAS.

>> ORLANDO: WHERE METH MEETSMICKEY MOUSE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.