Pro wrestler Roman Reigns--who sounds like a Pompeian
porn star-- is also wrestlingwith his pants past.
An old picture of him wearingthese wonderfully-hideous jeans
resurfaced on the Internet,
and of course,the Internet handled it
with the tact you might expect.
Uh, like this comment.
-"Lost custodyof your kids denim." -(laughter)
Or, "Y'all leave Roman
"Bud Light in a BottleDenim Pants" Reigns alone!"
Or, this is, uh...this is really mean, you guys.
Step off a little bit.I mean, everyone...
Everyone had a pairof those True Religion jeans
with the wide stitching in 2003,and some people hung onto them.
-(laughter)-What's the problem? -Yes, yes.
With the big bunsand the boot on the back.
It was fine.2003 was a good time.
-(applause and cheering)-Yeah.
All right, anyway, Roman'shaving a tough time lately,
so, comedians,let's cheer him up
and say something niceabout his stupid jeans.
-Tim Simons.-Uh, you can wear them anywhere.
-You can wear 'em to theSmash Mouth concert. -(laughter)
-To an Entourage fan convention.-(laughter)
Uh, you can wear themto the courthouse
when you have to registeras a sex offender.
-(laughing)-HARDWICK: Points. Oh.
-(applause and cheering)-Uh, Reid.
Those jeans really bring outyour unfurnished apartment.
-HALE: Yeah, they do.-(laughter)
-Points.-(applause and cheering) -Weird.
-Wait. -SCOTT:I just bought this house
-and these jeans.-(laughter)
And I'm sitting here waitingfor a delivery
-of furniture and more jeans.-(laughter)
-Tony. -My thing isif you feel good, wear 'em.
You just don't looklike you feel good.
-(laughter)-You look constipated.
HARDWICK: A little constipated.A little cons...