Extended - Just the Tax Tip - Masochists and Old Receipt Enthusiasts - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, April 14, 2016 - Uncensored 04/14/2016 Views: 780

In preparation for Tax Day, Rich Eisen, Annie Lederman and Mike Lawrence offer bizarre last-minute tips for filing taxes. (1:58)

GOOD NEWS FOR MASOCHISTS AND OLDRECEIPT ENTHUSIASTS 'CAUSE TAX

DAY IS MON... OH, FUCK, TAXDAY'S MONDAY.

AH... POOP, POOP, POOP.

THAT MEANS MILLIONS OF AMERICANSARE CURRENTLY SCREAMING, "OH,

FUCK, TAX DAY IS MONDAY," ASTHEY REALIZE IT'S WAY PAST

MIDNIGHT AND THEY DON'T EVENKNOW WHAT A 1040EZ IS.

IT'S TOUGH NAVIGATING ALL THELOOPHOLES AND THE DEDUCTIONS,

WHICH IS WHY WE'VE ENLISTED THEHELP OF THREE FINANCIAL EXPERTS,

A COMEDIAN, A SPORTSCASTER, ANDA HALF-SHAVED WOLVERINE.

UH, SO, COMEDIANS...

>> SORRY, ANNIE.

>> HARDWICK: IT'S NOT...

>> AGAIN. AGAIN.

>> HARDWICK: COMEDIANS, I WANTYOU TO GIVE US AS MANY...

"YEAH, THESE WOLVERINES JUSTLEFT YOU ON OUR DOORSTEP, MIKE.

WE DON'T KNOW... YOU'RE NOTNATURALLY OUR CHILD.

YOU WERE RAISED IN THE WILD.

NOW IT'S TIME YOU KNEW."

>> YOU DON'T HAVE A STOMACH LIKETHIS AND A HEALING FACTOR, OKAY?

>> HARDWICK: COMEDIANS, I WANTYOU TO GIVE US AS MANY LAST

MINUTE TAX TIPS AS YOU CAN IN 60SECONDS.

AND BEGIN. ANNIE.

>> WHEN LISTING YOUR DEPENDENTS,FIND OUT HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE

YOUR NETFLIX PASSWORD.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT. POINTS.

RICH EISEN.

>> LIE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

MIKE.

>> MAKE SURE YOUR ACCOUNTANT'SNAME RHYMES WITH "IBOWITZ."

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

ANNIE.

>> WRITE OFF AXE BODY SPRAY AS ABUSINESS EXPENSE, BECAUSE YOUR

BUSINESS IS GETTING THAT PUSSY!

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

>> YEAH!

>> HARDWICK: RICH.

>> TAKE NO ADVICE FROM WESLEYSNIPES.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> YOU ONLY HAVE TO CLAIM THECHILDREN YOU WANTED.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.

ANNIE.

>> BUYING MIKE LAWRENCE'S CDCOUNTS AS A CHARITY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

(GROANING, LAUGHTER)>> SHOTS FIRED.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

VERY NICELY DONE, ANNIE. RICH.

>> GET REAL RICH AND JUST DON'TPAY THEM.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

ANNIE.

>> SAY YOUR CAT IS YOUR WIFE ANDYOUR DOG IS A RELIGION.