In case you haven't beenpaying attention,
America's still gota few racists up in this
And Iowa Congressman Steve King,
seen here staringthrough your soul...
...is trying to take the titleof "Racist Gremlin Supreme."
-(laughter) -He's going for it,guys. He's doubling down.
Over the weekend,he tweeted his support
for the ultra-nationalistDutch politician, and
inbred movie villain who getspushed out of a helicopter...
-(laughter) ...and then fallsthrough a glass atrium
at the end, Geert Wilders.
Wilders is trying to ban Muslimsfrom the Netherlands,
and King agreed, writing,
"We can't restoreour civilization
-with somebody else's babies."-(groaning, laughter)
-Yup, that should feel weird.-(laughter)
King was rightly criticized
for tweeting the worst thingin history.
That's why this morning,he went on CNN to apologize
and explainthat's not what he meant.
What did you mean?
Well, of course I meant
exactly what I said,as is always the case, Chris.
To clarify, Chris,I said what I meant,
and I'm an irredeemable asshole.
-Back to you.-(laughter)
King also said that he wantsAmerica to be so homogenous
that we"look a lot the same."
Why is it that most people whoare obsessed with racial purity
all seem the absoluteworst-looking Caucasians
-you could possibly imagine?-(laughter, applause, cheering)
Stop (bleep) our people!
Stop leaving floatersin the gene pool!
Apparently, racist turd-goblinSteve King wants an America
where everyone looks like him.
Comedians,how would you describe
the way Steve King looks?
He looks like oneof Donald Sterling's skin tags.
HARDWICK:All right, points.
Steve King looks likeevery conservative politician
who eventually gets arrested forblowing someone in a rest area.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter)
He locks like one of theChildren of the Corn grew up.
-HARDWICK: Yeah. Points, points.-(laughter)