Rapid Refresh - It's Time to Play "Google Feud"

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Alice Wetterlund, Ricky Velez and Jesse Joyce play a "Family Feud"-style game based on Google's most frequent searches. (3:27)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S

INTERNETHEAD LINES, IT'SRAPID REFRESH.

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.

THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY FUN.

THE INSIDE ORACLES AT GOOGLE MAYHAVE ABANDONED THEIR AMBITIONS

TO PLANT GOOGLE GLASS ON THEWORLD'S EYEBALLS, BUT ONE MAN

HAS FOUND A NEW USE FOR THEIRTERRIFYINGLY VAST AMOUNT OF

SEARCH DATA TO PLAY THE FEUD!

NOW, JUSTIN HOOK, ASELF-PROCLAIMED INTERNET

ENTHUSIST, PULLS RESULTSDIRECTLY FROM GOOGLE'S

AUTOCOMPLETE, AND HE CREATEDTHIS FAMILY FEUD STYLE GAME.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE QUERY HOWDO YOU GET DOT DOT DOT WAS

COMPLETED WITH PINK EYE, BEDBUGS, SCABIES, RING WORM,

THE HERP, STREP THROAT.

>> AMERICA.

>> Chris: AMERICA, YEAH,AMERICA.

THE INTERNET IS FULL OFDIRTY DISEASE FREAKS, WE

HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES TOKILL BEFORE HASHTAG WARS, LET'S

EXPLORE THE BIZARRE RECESESOF THE INTERNET AND PLAY THE

GOOGLE FEUD.

SO GOOGLE FEUD ACTUALLY HAS IT'SOWN SCOREING SYSTEM, SO

IF YOU GET ONE OF THE TOPTEN ANSWERS WE WILL GIVE YOU

WHATEVER THE SCORE ISREVEALED UNDER THAT ANSWER.

AND ONCE WE GET THREE WRONGANSWERS WE MOVE ON TO THE

NEXT QUESTION.

ALL RIGHT SO LET'S STARTWITH YOU, ALICE. HOW WOULD

YOU COMPLETE WHAT IS THENUMBER FOR BLANK?

>> SNOW SNAKE.

>> Chris: SURPRISINGLY NOT INTHERE.

>> THAT'S WEIRD.

>> 911.

>> Chris: WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR911, GENIUS.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> Chris: 6,000 POINTS.

>> I LOVE THIS GAME.

LOVE THIS GAME.

>> Chris: THERE'S-- THERE'S EVENSOMETHING MORE VACUOUS ABOUT

SEARCHING IT ON GOOGLE THANASKING SOMEONE BECAUSE

YOU'RE TYPING IT THE [BLEEP]OUT.

JESSE.

>> THE AGE OF CONSENT INKENTUCKY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: ALICE.

>> OH, I GET TO DO ANOTHERONE.

>> OH, THE TV.

>> Chris: WHAT IS THE NUMBER FORTV.

>> I THOUGHT -- I DON'TKNOW.

I'M SORRY.

>> Chgris: WHAT IS THE NUMBERFOR PI.

YOU DON'T NEED GOOGLE FOR THAT,IT'S 3.141512654....

(APPLAUSE)

LET'S PLAY ONE MORE.

LET'S PLAY ONE MORE.

THIS IS SO MUCH [BLEEP] FUN.

QUESTIONS --

HOW TO KILL A --

OKAY, RICKY.

>> A MOCKING BIRD.

>>Chris: OKAY, HOW TO KILL AMOCKING BIRD.

YEAH, NUMBER ONE ANSWER.

NUMBER ONE [BLEEP] ANSWER.

10,000 POINTS TO RICKY.

>> I'M GOING TO SIT OUT FORTHE LAST AT THIS POINT.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, JESSE.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH BIGFOOTS, BUT PLURAL.

>> Chris: HOW TO KILL A BIGFOOT.

HOW TO KILL A BIG FOOTS.

NO POINTS.

ALICE.

>> COCKROACH.

>> Chris: HOW TO KILL ACOCKROACH, I LIKE THAT.

COCKROACH?

RICKY.

>> GIRLFRIEND. GIRLFRIEND ISNUMBER TWO.

>> Chris: GIRLFRIEND.

OH.

THANK GOD.

>> POSSUM? VAMPIRE. HOW DO YOUNOT KNOW?

NUMBER ONE MOCKING BIRD, RAT,TREE, CAT.

HOW DO YOU KILL A TREE?

BASED ON THIS, ALL THESERESULTS WHO DO YOU THINK IS

GOOGLING THIS, ALICE?

>> MONSTERS.

>> Chris: YEAH, A HUNDREDPOINTS.