#HashtagWars - #AutumnIn3Words

Monday, September 28, 2015 09/28/2015 Views: 365

With fall in full swing, Jack McBrayer, Matt Walsh and Rob Riggle condense the spirit of the season down to three words. (1:38)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR OUR HASHTAGWARS.

ALL RIGHT.

SO AUTUMN IS BACK IN FULLEFFECT.

SCARVES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK,WHITE PEOPLE ARE SNORTING

PUMPKIN SPICE AND THE MOON ISEVEN CHANGING COLORS

FOR THE FALL.

SO TO KEEP THE SEASONALCELEBRATION GOING, TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS #AUTUMNIN3WORDS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: "WHITE GIRLPARADISE," OR "THROBBING FOLIAGE

BONER." I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDSON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.

>> ROB RIGGLE.

>> FOOTBALL, JACKOFF, FOOTBALL.

>> Chris: YES! POINTS.

MATT WALSH.

>> HAUNTED HOUSE ERECTIONS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JACK MCBRAYER.

>> HALLOWEEN CELEBRITYBLACKFACE.

>> Chris: WHO IS GOING TO BETHE ONE THIS YEAR? WHO IS GOING

TO BE THE ONE? TO (BLEEP) IT UPAND HAVE TO APOLOGIZE ON

NOVEMBER 1ST? POINTS.

MATT AGAIN.

>> UNNECESSARILY SLUTTY WITCHES.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ROB RIGGLE.

>> HAYRIDE FINGERBANG BREAKUP.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JACK MCBRAYER.

>> SEASONAL DEPRESSION, GO!

>> Chris: POINTS.

ROB RIGGLE.

>> LEAF PILE (BLEEP)ING.

>> Chris: WAIT ARE YOU(BLEEP)ING IN THE LEAF PILE OR

[BLEEP] THE LEAF PILE?

>> ON IT, IN IT, AROUND IT, PUTIT ON THE HAYRIDE.

FINGER IT, PUT IT BACK ON THEGROUND.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ROB RIGGLE.

>> TRICK OR MCBRAYER.

>> Chris: DOES THAT MEAN I AMTHE TREAT?

>> Chris: YES.

YOU ARE THE TREAT.

>> NAMASTE.