Extended - #HashtagWars - #MomInFiveWords - Uncensored

Extended - May 11, 2017 - #MomInFiveWords - Uncensored 05/12/2017 Views: 2,520

Randy Sklar, Yassir Lester and Ron Funches sum up their mothers in just five words. (1:59)

Comedians, get back on those

buzzers, because it's now time

for tonight's #HashtagWars.

(audience whooping)

There are so many-- how you

doing? You doing good?

>> Oh, I'm doing good.

>> HARDWICK: I can't believe I

almost learned where I was

conceived.

A thing I did never, ever, ever,

ever, ever wanted to know.

>> The night's not over yet.

>> HARDWICK: Please don't.

(laughter)

There are so many words for

"mother."

There's mother, mom, mama,

mommy, mater, meemaw, momothma,

Dad's girlfriend Crystal,

yelling lady.

So tonight we're gonna try to

distill these wonderful women

down into their mom-ular essence

with tonight's hashtag

#MomIn5Words. #MomIn5Words.

Uh, examples might be--

uh, walked in on me

masturbating,

or-- wishes I were a doctor.

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on the

clock, and begin. Ron.

>> Proud of me since 2015.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(laughter)

Yassir.

>> Kissed Ray J at a party.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

>> Yes. I really did kiss Ray J.

>> HARDWICK: You really did?

>> Wow!

>> That's crazy.

>> HARDWICK: Yes. Randy.

>> She e-mails in all caps.

>> HARDWICK: Ah, points.

(laughter)

Ron.

>> Judges everyone in her

church.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(laughter)

Yassir.

>> Thinks wine coolers are

fancy.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Ron.

>> The reason I'm standing here!

>> HARDWICK: Yeah, points.

(cheering)

Randy.

>> Once asked Siri, "Who's

Beyonse?"

(laughter)

>> HARDWICK: If I'm not

mistaken, Annette, she's married

to Jayz.

(laughter)

Uh, Yassir.

>> Single and ready to mingle.

>> HARDWICK: All right, nice.

Annette.

>> I'm missing Scandal for this?

(laughter)

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Did you have one? What's yours?

>> Why don't you like sports?

>> HARDWICK: All right, 'cause

they're dumb!

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