Fox News Fires Bill O'Reilly

April 19, 2017 - #StonedComicBooks 04/19/2017 Views: 221

Fox News fired Bill O'Reilly amid sexual assault allegations, leaving Ross Marquand, Chris Redd and Marcella Arguello to ponder what's next for the conservative news network. (2:11)

In a shocking development,

conservative air hornand thinking man's

swamp thing, Bill O'Reilly,has been fired by Fox News.

-(cheers and applause)-Yeah! Yeah!

-Yeah!-(chanting and whooping)

Big fans of that.

This comes amid revelations

that the network paid outmulti millions

to settle multiplesexual harassment suits

involvingthe famously-furious host.

When he's notaimlessly shouting

and harassing womanwho work for him,

O'Reilly moonlightsas the best-selling author of

Killing Lincoln,

Killing Kennedy and Killing Reagan.

His next book will be Killing My Own Career.

(applause and cheering)

Bill's already transitioningfrom the no-spin zone

to the no-job zone.

On vacation today, he wasphotographed meeting the pope.

(laughter)

Ugh! Guys...

Guys, I wonderif he had anything to confess.

I don't know.Think about it.

I mean, listen,if you get fired for a raft

of sexual harassment charges,

you can always find a jobin the Catholic Church.

Hey-oh!

-(applause and cheering)-Come on, you guys.

Hey-oh!

-That's wrong.-Comedians, with the recent...

Four years of Catholichigh school.

Four years. Four years,Catholic high school.

With the recent departuresof O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly,

it seems like the conservativenews network is either trying

to get rid of every Irish personwho works there,

or undergoing major changes.

What is next for Fox News?Marcella.

I don't know, Chris, but it willdefinitely be racist as (bleep).

HARDWICK:All right. Points.

-(applause and cheering)-Yeah!

-Chris.-They'll use all these disasters

to justify neverhiring women again

because if they weren't around,

none of this (bleep)would have happened.

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter, applause)

-That's their words, not mine.-That's their... yeah.

-I like how you had to make theclarification. -Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's them. That's not me.I'm not saying...

-Yeah.-That's not me. I love my mama.

HARDWICK:Ross Mar... Ross Marquand.

(imitating Clooney): Uh,they're gonna get George Clooney

to come in there and do The Fantastic Mr. Fox News.

-(laughter) -HARDWICK: Oh,that's fantastic. Oh, I wonder

if George Clooney were hereright now what he would say.

-Well, I just did that.-Oh, there we go. -(laughter)

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