Olympic-Size Fool - Bowling Should Be in the Olympics

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The 2020 Tokyo Olympics may introduce a slew of new events, so Ryan Pinkston, Ashley Tisdale and Lauren Lapkus think of sports they hope make the cut. (1:45)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME,"OLYMPIC SIZE FOOL."

PAPER-BASED WEBSITE "THE NEWYORK POST" SAYS THERE COULD BE

SEVEN NEW SPORTS AT THE 2020OLYMPICS IN TOKYO.

THERE COULD BE SEVEN NEW SPORTSAT THE 2020 "OY"MPICS.

THE JEWISH-RUN MEDIA HAS STRUCKAGAIN.

ASSUMING THE ASTEROID MISSES US,THE NEW SPORTS-EM-UPS YOU'LL BE

WATCHING IN FIVE YEARS WILL BESQUASH, KARATE, SURFING,

ROLLER SPORTS, SPORTCLIMBING AND WUSHU.

AND BOWLING!

BOWLING SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THEOLYMPICS A LONG TIME AGO!

IF CURLING IS IN THE OLYMPICS,( BLEEP ) BOWLING SHOULD BE IN

THE OLYMPICS!

A BUNCH OF OTHER SPORTS TRIEDOUT FOR THE OLYMPICS BUT WERE

ELIMINATED AND THEN PANTSED INTHE LOCKER ROOM.

THESE LOSER SPORTS INCLUDEBRIDGE, CHESS,

FLYING DISC, SUMO, FLOORBALL,AND KORFBALL, NOT TO BE CONFUSED

WITH WORFBALL --PANELISTS-- HE'S A FIERCE

COMPETITOR.

WHAT ARE SOME OTHER SPORTS YOUWOULD LIKE TO SEE IN THE 2020

OLYMPICS? IN 60 SECONDS ANDBEGIN. YES, RYAN.

>>SYNCHRONIZED VAPE CLOUDS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. LAUREN.

>>SWIMMING IN JEANS.>>CHRIS: POINTS

RYAN.

>> THE BI-CURIOUS-ATHALON.>>CHRIS: POINTS. ASHLEY.

>> NOT CRYING IN A PIXAR MOVIE.>>CHRIS: POINTS. ASHLEY.

>> EATING A SALAD WHILE DRIVING.>>POINTS. LAUREN LAPKUS.

>> MASTURBATING QUIETLY WHILEYOUR ROOMMATE IS SLEEPING.