#HashtagWars - #CollegeIn3Words

Tuesday, August 18, 2015 08/18/2015 Views: 255

Students will soon be heading back for another year of college, but not before Liza Treyger, Beth Stelling and Sam Morril reduce their entire experience to just three words. (1:38)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#HASHTAGWARS.

LOOK AT YOU ALL SPRINGING TOLIFE!

IT'S OFFICIALLYBACK-TO-SCHOOL SEASON.

SUCK IT!

SCHOOL.

I MEAN, STAY IN SCHOOL.

WHICH OFFICIALLY MEANS THAT OURFUTURE LEADERS ARE HEADING TO

COLLEGE TO HAVE THEIR BRAINS ANDSEXUAL PROCLIVITIES PUSHED TO

THE BRINK.

AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU TAKE AWAYFROM COLLEGE, I THINK WE CAN

ALL AGREE THE MOST IMPORTANTTHING TO REMEMBER IS, WHAT

HAPPENS IN YOUR DORM ROOM ALONEWITH A MICROWAVED BOWL OF

MACARONI AND CHEESE STAYSTHERE.

'CAUSE AT JUST THE RIGHTTEMPERATURE, IT FEELS LIKE A

LADY.

SO, IN HONOR OF THIS, TONIGHT'SHASHTAG IS: #COLLEGEIN3WORDS.

SOME EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:"DRINK BARF REPEAT,"

OR "REGRETFUL COMMUNICATIONSMAJOR."

OR, "BUNK BED MASTURBATION."

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

SAM.

>> INTRO TO ANAL.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BETH.

>> GIRLS ORGASM, TOO.

>> Chris: POINTS.

LIZA.

>> BRIEF LESBIAN PHASE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

SAM.

>> HUMAN PAPALOMA VIRUS.

>> Chris: POINTS. BETH.

>> WHITE GIRL DREADLOCKS.

>> Chris: POINTS. SAM.

CIRCLE JERK COOKIE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

I ALWAYS LOST ON PURPOSE.

>> OH, ( BLEEP ) THE MASCOT.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BETH.

>> COOKIE DOUGH DINNER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

LIZA.

>> ALPHA SIGMA SYPHILIS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> I GOT FAT!

>> Chris: POINTS.

LIZA.

>> YEAH, I ( BLEEP ).

>> Chris: POINTS.