Extended - Fantastic Slams - Gotta Be the Hair - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, April 23, 2015 - Uncensored 04/23/2015 Views: 315

After seeing pictures of unfortunate haircuts, Randall Park, Sam Richardson and Jordan Morris name the awful looks. (4:11)

IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME,FANTASTIC SLAMS.

FANTASTIC SLAMS.

GOT TO BE THE HAIR.

NO? IS THAT NOT STILL ACAMPAIGN?

I THOUGHT IT WAS.

>> YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A GUYWHO WOULD SAY THAT IN A

COMMERCIAL.

>> HARDWICK: I DO, I REALLY DO.

>> WE NEED A CHRIS HARDWICKTYPE WHO'S...

>> IT'S GOT TO BE THE HAIR.

>> ...A LITTLE MESSY, BUT BEFUN.

>> HARDWICK: LITTLE MESSY, LOOKSLIKE A DOUCHE BAG, UH...

ALL RIGHT, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNASHOW YOU A PICTURE OF A TRULY

UNFORTUNATE HAIRCUT AND FOR 250POINTS I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE

NAME OF THE STYLE, ALL RIGHT?

THIS UNFORTUNATE YOUNG, UM, UH,LAD OR... LAD OR LASS.

(BELL DINGS)WHAT IS THAT, UH, CALLED,

JORDAN?

>> UH, THAT IS THE UNWANTEDMASSAGE-GIVER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

SAM.

>> CALL IT THE BAT-CHOPS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

RANDALL.

>> UH, THE DRAPES DO MATCH THECARPET.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

>> JUST TO BE CLEAR, MY PUBICHAIR IS VERY WEIRD.

>> YEAH, THAT'S...

>> THAT IS WHAT I WAS INFERRING.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: IT'S JUST THE SAMEEXACT CONFIGURATION.

>> AND HIS PENIS ALSO LOOKSSUPER MOPEY LIKE THAT.

>> HAS NOSTRILS.

>> LET'S GO TO A MORRISSEYCONCERT.

>> HARDWICK: JORDAN, STOPFLARING YOUR DICK NOSTRILS.

NEXT ONE-- HOW ABOUT THIS...

THIS.

(BELL DINGS)YES, SAM.

>> THAT'S A FAT WOLVERINE.

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T KNOW... IDON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO...

POINTS.

UH, RANDALL.

>> THE PRODIGY SINGER TODAY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

I'M A FIRESTARTER.

>> SMACK MY BITCH TITS.

>> RANDALL, THAT-THAT IS THEBEST PRODIGY JERK JOKE I'VE

HEARD ALL WEEK.

>> AND YOU'VE HEARD PLENTY, I'MSURE.

>> YOU'RE INUNDATED WITH 'EM.

>> YEAH, I MEAN...

>> HARDWICK: JORDAN.

>> UH, THE SMALL TUFTS OF HAIRATOP A GARBAGE BAG FILLED WITH

MEATBALLS.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

POINTS FOR THAT.

NEXT ONE-- HOW ABOUT THISCOMB-FORWARD?

(BELL DINGS)WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT... IS THAT LIKE A DOORKNOCKER ON SOMEONE'S... HEAD?

JORDAN.

>> THAT IS THE STICK YOUR DICKIN MY HAIR HOLE.

>> HARDWICK: STOP DOING THATVOICE.

>> WHAT... THIS IS A DIFFERENTVOICE, CHRIS.

>> HARDWICK: I... IT IS EQUALLYAS UPSETTING AS THE PREVIOUS

ONE.

>> THIS IS A GUY WHO WANTS YOUTO FUCK HIS HAIR HOLE.

>> HARDWICK: STOP IT, I DON'T...

YOU STOP YOUR HAIR-FUCKING BABYVOICE.

>> I'M GETTING TURNED ON.

YES.

DON'T LOOK BELOW... BEHIND THISTHING.

>> HARDWICK: SAM.

>> CALL THAT THE, UH, YOU'LL BESORRY-- YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY.

WITH A CURL.

>> HARDWICK: NICE, POINTS.

UH, RANDALL.

>> THAT IS THE MICHAEL DOUGLASAFTER GETTING LICKED BY A

GIRAFFE.

>> HARDWICK: YES, THAT IS 100%WHAT THAT IS.

>> MICHAEL DOUGLAS, RIGHT?

>> HARDWICK: REALLY DOES.

POINTS.

UH, NEXT ONE-- THIS KIM SCALP.

(BELL DINGS)OH, THAT'S THE BACK OF SOMEONE'S

HEAD.

UH, RANDALL.

>> THE FIRST TO DIE IN THEAPOCALYPSE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

THAT POOR GUY'S GOT TO KEEPSWATTING RAPPER DICKS AWAY FROM

THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.

>> STOP, STOP.

>> HARDWICK: STOP IT!

IT'S JUST A HAIRCUT.

>> THAT BETTER NOT BE A DICK ONMY HEAD.

THAT'S A DICK ON MY HEAD, I'MGONNA BE VERY ANGRY.

OH, IT'S A DICK, AND IT'S WORSE.

>> JUST GUYS... IT'S JUST GUYSYELLING AT HIM, "LET ME SEE YOUR

HAIR ASS."

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T... WHATDOES THAT MEAN?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

SAM.

>> THEY CALL THAT THE CASUALFAN.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> UH, THAT'S CALLED YEEZY ONTHE EYES.

>> HARDWICK: OH, WELL PLAYED.

WELL PLAYED.

UH, POINTS.

LAST ONE-- HOW ABOUT THISEYEGLASS MODEL?

HOW ABOUT THIS EYEGLASS MODEL?

(BELL DINGS)JORDAN.

>> THE DR. SUESS RECEPTIONIST.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

RANDALL.

>> UH, THE PICK A TUFT AND FUCKIT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

POINTS.

UH, SAM.

>> UH, THE I CLEARLY WRITELETTERS TO SERIAL KILLERS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

PERFECT.