Amazon Book Fair: Job Fair Edition - Solving the Mysteries of Dolls

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While looking at a series of strange books illuminating different sorts of jobs, Samm Levine, Alex Borstein and Greg Proops imagine what their chapters might be about. (3:25)

>> CHRIS: IT'S TIME TO PLAY

AMAZON BOOK FAIR: JOB FAIREDITION.

THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF LABORSAYS UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN AND

FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT MONTH,JOB NUMBERS ARE THE BEST THEY'VE

BEEN IN SEVEN YEARS.

HEAR THAT, @MIDNIGHT VIEWERS?

BRUSH OFF THOSE CHEETOS CRUMBS,OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT,

"UNEMPLOYMENT DUST," AND GET AGODDAMN JOB.

SO COMEDIANS, IN HONOR OF THEFACT THAT AMERICANS ARE BACK TO

WORK, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU ABUNCH OF VOCATIONAL BOOKS ABOUT

SOME OF OUR MOST TIME HONOREDPROFESSIONS.

FOR 250 POINTS GIVE ME A CHAPTERIN THE BOOK.

FIRST ONE: "TOP TEN MISTAKESPASTORS MAKE."

>> "KIDS SAY THE MOST SEDUCTIVETHINGS."

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: POINTS.

ALEX.

>> CHAPTER 2: "YEAH, BUTT STUFFCOUNTS."

>> CHRIS: MR. PROOPS.

>> CHAPTER 7, WHY IT'S WRONG TOASK A YOUNG BOY TO BE ON YOUR

STAFF.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> THAT'S FROM THE BOOK OFBOOTY-RONOMY.

I GUESS THE CROWD WAS A LITTLETOUCHY ABOUT THAT ONE.

I GUESS BUTT STUFF IS REALLY[BEEP] TASTEFUL.

>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE.

"AN AMAZING JOURNEY INSIDE MYMOUTH.

JUST ME AND MY DENTIST."

ALEX BORSTEIN.

>> CHAPTER 5, BECAUSE YOUR WIFEWON'T GO ON THAT JOURNEY

ANYMORE.

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: POINTS.

NEXT ONE: "HOW TO BE ADOLL DETECTIVE: ELEMENTARY

CLUES TO SOLIVING THE MYSTERIESOF DOLLS."

LIVING DOLL SAMM LEVINE, WHAT'SYOUR ANSWER?

>> HOW TO LEAVE A NOTE FORWHEN YOU'RE EATEN BY YOUR CATS.

>> CHRIS: THEY WILL EAT YOU.

>> THEY WILL.

CHRIS: GREG PROOPS.

>> THIS IS FROM THE FOREWORD:

"THIS IS GONNA MAKE YOU SO SAD."

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> NOW THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED IDON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY

LIFE OR MY NIGHTS.

I'D LIKE TO TAKE AN AMAZINGJOURNEY.

>> I'M SORRY, WHERE?

>> INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.

>> CHRIS: OH! SOLD.

[ APPLAUSE ]MOVING ON, "THE POLE POSITION:

IS STRIPPING FOR YOU? AND HOW TOSTAY HEALTHY DOING IT."

>> CHAPTER 7 WHEN TO PUT DOWNTHE LITTLE CARPET.

>> CHRIS: ALEX.

>> CHAPTER 6: GETTING OUT OFJOHN MAYER'S TRUNK.

[LAUGHING]>> IT ALSO SAYS "LOOK INSIDE"

ABOVE THE BOOK.

THAT'S EXTRA.