Audiovisual Birth Control - Hang Up the Baby Clothes

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The hottest trend in pregnancy announcements is parody music videos, so Nat Faxon, Sarah Burns and Brett Gelman examine the lives of the couples guilty of making them. (5:24)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY AUDIOVISUALBIRTH CONTROL.

THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IS ABEAUTIFUL THING UNLESS YOU

ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD WITHTHE COVER OF "MAMBO NO. 5."

ALL OVER YOUTUBE, EXPECTANTPARENTS ARE MAKING PARODY

MUSIC VIDEOS ABOUT THEIRPREGNANCIES, AND THE LYRICS

ALONE ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUDOUBLE BAG IT.

SO COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA--(LAUGHTER)

COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOW YOUSOME MUSICAL PREGNANCY

ANNOUNCEMENTS.

FOR 250 POINTS I WANT TO YOUANSWER A QUESTION ABOUT THE

COUPLES RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM,OKAY?

FIRST ONE, THIS PARODY OFIGGY AZALEA'S "FANCY." I CAN'T

WAIT.

>> I'M SO PREGNANT ♪♪ CAN'T FIT ANY CLOTHES

♪ DON'T ASK ME THE NAME ♪ I DON'T KNOW.

>> I SAID BABY, DON'T KICKME ♪

♪ I MIGHT JUST GO PEE PEE ♪

(LAUGHTER)>> WHAT WILL THIS BABY GROW

UP TO BE?

>> NAT.

>> HIS PARENTS' KILLER.

(LAUGHTER)>> POINTS.

POINTS.

>> NEXT ONE.

>> THIS "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN"PARODY.

♪ I THINK WE DID IT AGAIN ♪ I TOOK THE TEST

♪ AND IT'S POSITIVE ♪ A BABY

♪(LAUGHTER)

>> IT'S JUST LIKE EATINGBLACK LICORICE.

>> AS THIS WOMAN'S FRIEND,TRY YOUR BEST TO SAY

SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUTTHIS VIDEO.

>> SARAH.

>> OH, SO YOU DID REPAINTYOUR BATHROOM.

>> POINTS.

BRETT.

>> WHEN YOU WERE LYING THEREIN ALL WHITE, IT LOOKED LIKE

YOU HAD DIED.

>> POINTS.

>> BREATH.

>> YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHATPARODY WOULD BE COMPLETE

WITHOUT A MILEY CYRUS ENTRY?

♪ IT'S OUR FAMILY, WE CAN DOWHAT WE WANT ♪

>> IT'S OUR FAMILY, WE CANSAY WHAT WE WANT ♪

♪ SIPPY CUPS AND LITTLEBODIES EVERYWHERE ♪

♪ HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE WEDON'T CARE ♪

♪ CUZ WE ALREADY HAVING SOMUCH FUN NOW ♪

♪ SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVEANOTHER ONE NOW ♪

>> WHAT'S A GIFT ON THEIRBABY REGISTRY?

>> CONDOMS.

>> POINTS.

>> BRETT GELMAN.

>> A COAT HANGER.

BUT WAIT, NO, NO, NO, FORALL THE BABY CLOTHES.

>> LET HIM FINISH.

>> FOR ALL THE BABY CLOTHES.

>> FOR ALL THE BABY CLOTHES.

>> THERE'S A LOT OF KIDS,YOU GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES,

YOU'VE GOT TO HANG THEMUP.

COME ON, SICKOS!

>> THAT WAS ON YOU.

>> WOW.

>> WHERE ARE YOUR MINDS AT?

>> NEXT ONE, THIS "BLANKSPACE" PARODY, OF COURSE.

>> ♪ CUZ DARLING THISNIGHTMARE HAS NOW BECOME A

DAYDREAM ♪ SO IT'S GONNA BE AFIRST BOY ♪

♪ OR IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER GIRL♪

♪ YOU CAN TELL WE'REEXPECTING ♪

♪ SO COME ON, LET'S GIVE ITA WHIRL ♪

>> OKAY, SO QUESTION HERE IS,WHAT DOES HER HUSBAND SAY TO

HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR WHENHE'S ALONE?

SARAH.

>> CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN.

>> POINTS.

POINTS.

>> BRETT GELMAN.

>> DO IT.

JUST DO IT, YOU PUSSY. DO IT.

>> POINTS.

>> NEXT ONE THIS PARODY OF"SHUT UP AND DANCE" BY THE

DEVIL.

♪ WE'RE HAVING ONE MORE BABY ♪ THIS CHILD HAS A DESTINY

♪ WE'RE LIKE OOH, WE'RE HAVINGONE MORE BABY. ♪

>> THEY'RE SO ADORABLE.

WHERE DOES THIS MAN SAY HE'SGOING WITH HIS FRIEND LANCE?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> BRETT?

>> NONE OF YOUR [BLEEP]BUSINESS.

I SANG ON THE VIDEO,DIDN'T I?

POINTS.

>> NEXT ONE.

THIS COUPLE THAT CHOSE"BLURRED LINES," YOU KNOW, THE

SONG ABOUT GROPINGSTRIPPERS.

LET'S WATCH.

>> ♪ SHE'S GOT TO GO PEE-PEE. WELIKE THESE BLURRED LINES.

>> WE'RE HAVING A BABY ♪♪ I DON'T THINK I'M READY

♪ YOU BETTER GET READY ♪ WHAT TO EXPECT BOOKS.

>> DID THEY RECORD THE SONGWITHOUT LISTENING TO THE

MUSIC TRACK?

WE'LL JUST DO IT A CAPELLATHEN WE'LL JUST LAY IT ON.

I DO KNOW IT TOOK THEM 45MINUTES TO GET THAT CRAZY

BOOK TRICK GOING.

>> YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY NUTS.

WHAT'S AN EVEN MOREINAPPROPRIATE SONG TO MAKE

ABOUT YOUR BABY THAN "BLURREDLINES"?

>> "COP KILLER."

>> POINTS.

>> BRETT.

>> THE THEME FROM "THE COSBYSHOW."

>> NO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)