Extended - Donald Trump Takes Over Japanese Wrestling - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, March 23, 2017 - Uncensored 03/23/2017 Views: 10,607

A Japanese wrestler adopts a Donald Trump persona, and Brian Redban, Stephanie Beatriz and Sasheer Zamata dream up the perfect matches for him. (1:50)

Donald Trump took time out of

his busy schedule a-tweetin' on

the crapper to take over the one

place even more bat-shit crazy

than him...

Japanese wrestling!

(laughter)

That's, uh, definitely him.

I don't...

DDT pro wrestling just unveiled

their new leader, Donald Trump,

who they say evolved out of a

regular Japanese wrestler,

quote, "like a Pokémon." And...

(laughter)

...judging by this picture,

I'm assuming it was Bulbasaur.

(laughter)

Good, you guys are still

playing.

This Trump... this Trump wasted

no time establishing his

policies on gay rights by

announcing a, quote, "anal

explosion death match" between

the world's strongest gay

wrestler... and the world's

strongest penis fighter.

And unlike some Donald Trumps I

could name, this one followed

through on his promises.

(audience groans, laughter,

shouting)

Under Trumpcare, that's a

prostate exam.

(laughter)

(applause, whooping)

It kind of... I also...

Doesn't it... doesn't it also

look like this truck is going,

"I've driven into them.

Pardon me. I'll just... be...

backing out."

(imitating backup beeping)

Uh, what are some other Japanese

wrestling matches Trump will

order?

Brian.

>> Uh, tiny thumb wrestling.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points!

Uh, Stephanie.

>> Slam them by the pussy.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Very good. Very good.

(applause)

Uh, Sasheer.

>> Father-daughter mud

wrestling.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points!

Perfect!

(laughter, whooping, applause)

Very good, Sasheer. Thank you.

(like Trump): I mean, the mud's

optional, you know, the mud's

optional.

We could have it, we could not

have it.

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