Extended - The Rejects-Files - The Truth Is Out There - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, February 4, 2016 - Uncensored 02/04/2016 Views: 237

To celebrate the revival of "The X-Files," Scott Adsit, Annabeth Gish and Greg Proops dream up new cases for Mulder and Scully to solve. (2:04)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, THEREJECTS-FILES.

THE REJECTS-FILES.

THE HIT SERIES FROM THE 1900S,X-FILES, IS BACK ON FOX FOR A

SIX-EPISODE REVIVAL!

AND, SERIOUSLY, IT'S FUCKINGGREAT.

IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING IT, IDON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T LIKE

GOOD THINGS.

BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TOOYOUNG TO REMEMBER, THE X-FILES

WAS ABOUT A TEAM OF FBI AGENTS,UH, WHO WAS PARTIALLY LED BY THE

GUY FROM RED SHOE DIARIES, WHOINVESTIGATED ALL THE BIZARRE

UNSOLVED CASES THE GOVERNMENTCOULDN'T CRACK, WHILE WE ALL

WATCHED 'EM AND JUST WAITED FORTHEM, "PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF

GOD, JUST DO IT ONE TIME.

ONE TIME, ONE TIME!"BUT CLEARLY ITS RETURN TO

TELEVISION MEANS THAT THERE ARESTILL CASES AS YET UNSOLVED.

SO, COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOUTO COME UP WITH SOME NEW X-FILES

PARANORMAL COLD CASES THAT AREJUST WAITING TO BE SOLVED.

AND BEGIN.

SCOTT.

>> UH, THE TRUMPACABRA, WHICH ISA-A LITTLE ORANGE CREATURE THAT

EATS MEXICANS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)POINTS FOR THAT. ANNABETH.

>> ARE ALIENS JUST REALLY INTOBUTT STUFF?

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

YEAH.

THEY ARE. GREG PROOPS.

>> THE MYSTERY OF WHY DAVIDDUCHOVNY LOOKS OLD AND GILLIAN

ANDERSON LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

>> AH. OH.

>> HARDWICK: SCOTT ADSIT.

>> UH, THE RECYCLABLE TWILIGHTZONE EPISODES.

>> HARDWICK: AW! THEY ARE NOTRECYCLABLE TWILIGHT ZONE

EPISODES!

>> THAT'S WHY IT'S A MYSTERY!

>> HARDWICK: THEY ARE NOT ATALL!

THE TWILIGHT ZONE WERE-WERESOCIAL COMMENTARY AND MORALITY

TALES!

>> OH, AND THIS IS JUST A BUNCHOF CRAP?!

>> HARDWICK: WHY ARE YOUINDICATING TO HER?!

>> ME?!

>> SHE'S ON THE SHOW!

>> HARDWICK: I KNOW SHE'S ON THESHOW!

>> IT'S HER SHOW YOU'REINSULTING!

>> HARDWICK: I LO... YOUINSULTED THE SHOW!

>> I DON'T THINK SO, SIR!

>> HARDWICK: NO! SCOTT, SCOTT,SCOTT, IF YOU WATCH THE TAPES

BACK, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

>> I NEVER WATCH THIS SHOW!

>> HARDWICK: UH...

>> DID YOU SAY "POINTS" AFTER ISAID THAT?

>> HARDWICK: OH. POINTS?

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: NOT LIKE YOU'REGONNA SEE IT LATER.

(LAUGHTER)