And now it's time to playTalk Birdy To Me.
Talk Birdy To Me.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,meow, meow, meow, meow.
Talking to animals isn't justfor your jade-wearing aunt
who has a pet psychic businesson the side.
I think anyone can do it.So comedians, I'm gonna show you
a video of a chatty animal andfor 250 points, please tell me
what they are saying.First up, this howling husky.
Where are my balls?!
Why do seals keep tryingto (bleep) me?
Next up, this pissed-off puss.
Oh, my God, I should watch these
before we do the show--they're (bleep) terrifying.
What in the holy living (bleep)?
What sort of weirdEgyptian mummy's curse
(bleep) that out on the...the material plane?
Oh, I don't feel good.Chelsea.
Why am I madeentirely out of taint?
She's clearly saying,"Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, you didn't."
All right. Points.
What, did you justget cheated on?
I got this pussy waxed for you.
And you cheat on me?It's like...
All right, next up,this pathetic panda.
Where do youwant me to (bleep)?
Uh, make sureto try the orange chicken.
-That's what it's saying.-Great.
All right, next up,this pig with the munchies.
-(bell dings)-Uh... Sean.
Sorry, I'm beinga real me right now.
Oh, nice. It's, like, yeah,it's coming back around.