Talk Birdy to Me - Talking to Animals Isn't Just for Your Jade-Wearing Aunt

Wednesday, January 13, 2016 01/13/2016 Views: 203

After watching videos of talkative animals, Chelsea Davison, Adam Newman and Sean Donnelly decipher what they're trying to say. (2:31)

And now it's time to playTalk Birdy To Me.

Talk Birdy To Me.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,meow, meow, meow, meow.

Talking to animals isn't justfor your jade-wearing aunt

who has a pet psychic businesson the side.

I think anyone can do it.So comedians, I'm gonna show you

a video of a chatty animal andfor 250 points, please tell me

what they are saying.First up, this howling husky.


(bell dings)


Where are my balls?!

That... Absolutely.


Why do seals keep tryingto (bleep) me?


Next up, this pissed-off puss.


(bell dings)

Oh, my God, I should watch these

before we do the show--they're (bleep) terrifying.

What in the holy living (bleep)?

Jesus Christ.

What sort of weirdEgyptian mummy's curse

(bleep) that out on the...the material plane?

Oh, I don't feel good.Chelsea.

Why am I madeentirely out of taint?

-Jesus Christ.-Points.


She's clearly saying,"Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, you didn't."

All right. Points.

What, did you justget cheated on?

I got this pussy waxed for you.

And you cheat on me?It's like...

All right, next up,this pathetic panda.


(bell dings)

Sweet perm.Adam.

Where do youwant me to (bleep)?


Uh, Sean.

Uh, make sureto try the orange chicken.

-That's what it's saying.-Great.

Points.All right.


More points.

All right, next up,this pig with the munchies.


-(bell dings)-Uh... Sean.

Sorry, I'm beinga real me right now.

Oh, nice. It's, like, yeah,it's coming back around.