#HashtagWars - #5WordDealBreakers

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Using just five words, Mark Normand, Seth Herzog and Nikki Glaser come up with reasons for ending hopeless relationships. (1:30)

IT IS NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

TINDER, CHRISTIAN MINGLE, ANDGLEEDAN HAVE ALL MADE IT EASIER

TO FIND YOUR SOULMATE FORANYWHERE FROM 2 TO 3 WEEKS.

THEN, YOUR NEW (BLEEP) BUDDYINEVITABLY DOES THAT ONE

UNFORGIVABLE THING THAT TORPEDOSTHE RELATIONSHIP.

SO TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#5WordDealBreakers.

#5WordDealBreakers.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE CRUISECRUISING FOR GIRLS AT

QUINCEANERAS, OR ALWAYS WEARTURTLENECKS DURING SEX OR,

HI, I HOSTED SINGLED OUT.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

MARK.

>> ONE DIRECTION EQUALS ONEERECTION.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

IT'D BE WEIRD IF IT EQUALEDFIVE.

NIKKI.

>> PENIS CURVES LEFT THEN RIGHT.

>> CHRIS: THAT WOULD BE SOMETREACHEROUS ROAD AHEAD.

POINTS.

HERZOG.

>> MY NAME IS BILL COSBY.

>> CHRIS: OKAY.

POINTS.

THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.

NIKKI.

>> CALLS MY VAGINA BABY GAP.

I CAN'T HAVE THAT AGAIN.

>> CHRIS: SETH.

>> DO NOT TOUCH MY FERRETS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

MARK NORMAND.

>> PROUD ALUM OF OKLAHOMAUNIVERSITY.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.