#HashtagWars - #HangoverSongs

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In honor of St. Paddy's Day, Lauren Lapkus, John Early and Seth Morris name their favorite songs for the morning after. (1:57)

It's now time for HashtagWars.


So, it's after midnight,technically,

which means thatit's St. Patrick's Day

-(whooping, applause) -all ofa sudden, when we celebrate...

Yeah, you can clap that.


-(whooping)-Yes, indeed!

Very exciting time...

for America...

when we celebratethe culture and heritage

of the Emerald Isleby drinking to excess

and vomitinginto green, plastic hats

to honor that Irish guywho did an Irish thing.


If you're Irish-American or anAmerican who's Irish in spirit,

we're gonna help you recoverfrom the next 24 hours

with tonight's hashtagHangoverSongs. HangoverSongs.

Examples might be:"Smells Like Teen Vomit"

-(audience groaning)-and: "I Would Walk 500 Miles

Back to My Apartment 'CauseI'm Too Intoxicated to Drive."

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Lauren.-♪ I'll make love to you

next time.Sorry I fell asleep.

-All right. Points. Very nice.-(cheering, applause)

-Seth Morris.-♪ I wanna hold your hair...

-Points.-(laughter, cheering, applause)

John Early.

(cheering, applause continue)

♪ My neck, my back

♪ Lick my (bleep)

and my tequila-induced IBS.

-Yes. Points.-(laughter, groaning, applause)

-Lauren Lapkus.-♪ 8-6-7-5-3-0-9

is the fake numberI give out at bars.

-Points -Yeah.-(laughter, cheering)

Seth Morris.

♪ Hurls, hurls, hurls...

-Yeah, that's very good.-Two vomit jokes.

-That's good, that's good.-(cheering, applause)

-Points. Lauren.-♪ I can't feel my face...

I really can't feel my face.Please call an ambulance.

-Points.-(laughter, cheering, applause)

-John.-"Tylenol You Need Is Love."

Yes. Points. Yeah."Tylenol You Need Is Love."

-Now I like it, now I like it.-(cheering, applause)


♪ 'Cause your piss, your piss

♪ Is on my couch...

(laughter, cheering, applause)