Exercise Your Demons - Do You Even Lift, Bro?

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After watching questionable workout videos, Michael Shannon, Kelly Oxford and Seth Rogen uncover the blood, sweat and tears behind them. (4:25)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY "EXERCISE YOURDEMONS."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]THE OTHER EXERCISE.

I'M ALL FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS,BUT GOING TO THE GYM MEANS

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEALWITH GUYS LIKE THIS ASKING YOU

"DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?," ANDBLASTING YOU WITH THEIR QUINOA

FARTS.

FOR INSTANCE, YOU MIGHT THINKTHIS GUY HAS 'ROID RAGE.

HE'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY CHILLGUY; JUST LOOK AT THAT SWEET

PUKA SHELL NECKLACE.

THAT EQUALS CHILL.

I SAY, JUST STAY HOME!

YOU SHOULD JUST WATCH FITNESSVIDEOS AT HOME ON YOUTUBE, AND

YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO WIPEANYTHING DOWN.

WELL, OFF THE KEYBOARD.

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOUA REAL WORKOUT VIDEO, AND, FOR

250 POINTS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVETO ANSWER A QUESTION ABOUT IT.

FIRST ONE THESE 80s BUDDIES.

[LAUGHING]WHAT'S THEIR POST-WORKOUT

COOL-DOWN?

KELLY.

>> LYING TO EACH OTHERS WIVES.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: IT WAS THE 80s,

POINTS.

SETH ROGEN.

>> MAKING ME QUESTION MYSEXUALITY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

MICHAEL SHANNON.

>> KILLING EACH OTHER THENTHEMSELVES.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: POINTS.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: THIS FUN BUNCH.

>> GOOD JOB.

WE'RE GOING TO GO AHEAD AND KEEPMOVING.

LUNGE TO THE SIDE FOR ONE.

( LAUGHTER )ONE, SQUEEZE YOUR ABS.

( LAUGHTER )>> Chris: WHY SO SERIOUS.

WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING AT, SETH?

>> THE SAME THING THEY'RETRYINGTON CRY AT.

>> Chris: POINTS.

KELLY.

>> HOW SHE USED TO HAVE HOPE.

Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

MICHAEL.

>> BECAUSE IT TICKLES DOWNTHERE.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: POINTS.

>> THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

IT TICKLES DOWN THERE.

>> WHEN YOU'RE DOING THAT WITHYOUR ABS, IT TICKLES DOWN THERE.

>> Chris: THE TICKLE MOLECULES.

POINTS TO MICHAEL SHANNON.

>> RIGHT.

>> IT DOES.

Chris: YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK ANY SCIENTISTWOULD DISPUTE THAT.

NEXT UP THESE FITNESS FURRIES>> CRAZY CATS

Chris: OH.

>> JUST LOOK AT THE WALL.

LOOK AT THE WALL.

>> Chris: AS THAT GUY IN THEBACKGROUND WRITE A YELP REVIEW

OF THE GYM.

MICHAEL.

>> IT TURNS OUT THE BIG GREENRABBIT WAS A GUY IN THE RABBIT

SUIT.

3 STARS FOR AMPLE PARKING ANDTHE SHOWER GEL.

>> Chris: POINTS.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: SETH.

>> GOOD GYM, GREAT PLACE TO[BEEP] A RABBIT.

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

THEN LASTLY FROM OURPALS AT THE POUND FOOTAGE

FESTIVAL.

FACERSIZE>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,

SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN.

-- -RELAX.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW

ABOUT THE CHRIS JENNER SEXTAPES.

THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE.

[LAUGHING]>> HONESTLY IN THAT STILL SHE

LOOKS LIKE A BLOW UP SEX DOLL.

I'M NOT SPEAKING FROMEXPERIENCE.

>> Chris: I WANT LIKE A 1960sANT MAD MAN E.R.A. BLOW UP DOLL.

>> Chris: COMMODIANS THE SLOGANFOR FACERSIZE.

>> FITNESS WITHOUT THE RESULTS.

Chris: POINTS.

SETH.

>> SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AFTERTHEY DISCOVER YOUR BODY IN YOUR

APARTMENT FOR TWO WEEKS.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.