Take Back the Nightmare - It Is My Right to Poison Myself

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After seeing clips of creepy children's programs, Hot Dog, Star Schlessinger and Paul F. Tompkins come up with appropriate titles for the shows. (2:26)

AND NOW IT IS TIME TO PLAY TAKEBACK THE NIGHTMARE.

TAKE BACK THE NIGHTMARE.

I DON'T WATCH A LOT OFCHILDREN'S TELEVISION

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE CREEPYAND ALSO, BECAUSE CHILDREN

ARE AWFUL.

BUT ALSO SOMETIMES THEIRSHOWS ARE ABSOLUTELY

TERRIFYING.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A YOUTUBECLIP FROM A REAL SHOW THAT WAS

MEANT FOR CHILDREN AND FOR 250,POINTS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO

COME UP WITH A MOREAPPROPRIATE TITLE.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE: THESE BLUESIBLINGS, THESE BLUE SIBILINGS.

>> DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOURMOUTH.

>>DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOURMOUTH.

>> DON'T STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE,>> DON'T STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE.

>> CHRIS: WAIT, THIS REMINDED MEOF SOMETHING.

THIS REMINDED ME--

(LAUGHTER)

>> EVEN THE CREEPY SIDEWAYSLOOK TOTALLY WORKS.

YES, PAUL.

>> THE REVERSE, REVERSEPSYCHOLOGY HOUR.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

STAR, DON'T YOU PUT IT INYOUR MOUTH, DON'T YOU

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

DON'T YOU STUFF IT IN YOURFACE, DON'T YOU STUFF IT IN

YOUR FACE.

STAR, WHAT IS -- WHAT ISYOUR ANSWER.

>> MY ANSWER IS BLUE LIBERALMONSTER TRYING TO TELL ME

WHAT I CAN'T AND CAN'T PUTIN MY MOUTH HOLE.

>> CHRIS: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.GREAT, WONDERFUL.

>> IT IS MY RIGHT TO POISONMYSELF WITH WHAT I WANT TO

POISON MYSELF WITH.

>> CHRIS: ALL RIGHT.

LAST ONE, THIS HAUNTEDVAUDEVILLEIAN.

>> CHRIS: YES, PAUL.

>> THE ONE PERSON YOU MEETIN CHILD HELL.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

HOT DOG.

>> PHIL SPECTER'S SESAMESTREET.

>> CHRIS: [BLEEP]

(APPLAUSE)

>> YEAH.

YEAH.

THIS CROWD LOVES ME.

>> CHRIS: POINTS TO HOT DOG.

>> YEAH.

NAILING IT.

>> YEAH.