#SalonTalk

May 9, 2017 - #NewNBATeams 05/09/2017 Views: 212

Jon Rudnitsky, Steve Byrne and Dulce Sloan get to know an aspiring baby hairstylist who loves to gossip. (1:19)

A good hair stylistis indispensable.

My guy Sean--had him for 20 years

we've been working together.

He's the reason I looklike a dapper little hunk boy

-instead of a raggedy dandy.-(laughter)

But one of the best parts

of getting your hair didis the hot goss that happens.

Who's dating whom,who's leaving whom,

who insists on saying "whom"

'causeit's grammatically correct

even though it soundspretentious as (bleep).

And nothing showsthis chitchat off better

than this adorable viral videoof a woman and her hairdresser,

captioned "Salon Talk."

And then I told him,"Is you crazy?"

Is you crazy?

Girl, he kept it right.

-Kept it right.-Crazy.

Girl, I'm trying to tell you.

-I'm trying to tell you.-Ain't he crazy?

-He crazy.-Girl.

Girl.

-(laughter, cheering, applause)-Come on!

Come on!

My ovaries just moved!

(laughter)

Right there,she's giving Mommy an updo do.

So, comedians,

this mom didn't reallyask her hairdresser anything.

So, as the next clientof this baby stylist,

get the scoop on her life.

-Dulcé. -Girl, what's newin your life, solid food?

-Okay, I see you.-(laughter, applause, cheering)

Points.

-Jon. -Girl, what do you doto make your ass look so fat?

Oh, you (bleep) your pants.Awesome. That's great.

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