Extended - Discontinued Porno Mags - New Enema Ordeal

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Jon Lajoie, Steve Rannazzisi and Paul Scheer invent sleazy porno magazines that are destined to fail. (3:00)

WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME,DISCONTINUED PORNO MAGS.

DISCONTINUED PORNO MAGS.

YOU GODDAMN KIDS, YOU DON'T KNOWHOW EASY YOU GOT IT.

BEFORE THE INTERNET, WE ALL HADTO SETTLE FOR WHATEVER RANDOM

DIRTY MAGAZINES WE COULD GET OURMASTURBATORY HANDS ONTO.

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THATAIRBRUSHED PLAYBOY CRAP, EITHER.

I MEAN THE GRITTY STUFF, THEREAL STUFF, THE BIG, PENDULOUS

BOOBS WITH THE NIPPLES POINTINGDOWN LIKE HOMER EYEBALLS.

AND BOOBS THAT COULD FEED ANENTIRE ALPACA FARM, THEY WERE SO

BIG.

AND BUSHES SO THICK YOU COULDHIDE A WEATHER VANE IN 'EM.

I'M TALKING ABOUT MAGAZINES LIKEJUGGS, WITH TWO GS.

OR...

OH.

WAIT, UH, THE... I'M SORRY, UH,WHAT IS A TOPIC LIKE ANAL

ANGUISH DOING IN A MAGAZINECALLED JUGGS?

RIGHT HERE.

OH, AND THERE'S A NEW ENEMAORDEAL?

>> BY THE WAY...

>> HARDWICK: GOSH, GUYS, I JUSTGOT OVER THE LAST ONE.

>> THAT TOP THING SAYS, "SOBUSTY, SO HAIRY, SO FREAKIN'

GORGEOUS."

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

BY THE WAY, I'M NOT SURE THEY'REUSING A COLON PROPERLY IN

THIS...

INSTANCE RIGHT HERE.

UH...

>> HOW MUCH IS IT?

>> HARDWICK: WAIT, THIS IS FROM2004?

>> WELL, OF COURSE, THAT'S WHENTHE WHOLE ENEMA ORDEAL CAME OUT.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: HEY, GUYS, JUGGS ISABOUT TO BURST WITH MEGA-PREGGO

SCARLET.

>> EW.

>> HARDWICK: SHE'S MEGA-PREGGO.

>> THAT...

>> HARDWICK: OF COURSE... OR THEALWAYS-TASTEFUL BEAVER HUNT.

UH...

WHERE EVERY COVER GIRL LOOKSLIKE A DEAD-EYED FORMER CINNABON

EMPLOYEE.

>> WE HAD BEAVER HUNT MAGAZINEIN CANADA, BUT IT'S COMPLETELY

DIFFERENT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT,COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO

COME UP WITH AS MANY NAMES FORDISCONTINUED, SLEAZY PORNO MAGS

AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN IN 60SECONDS.

AND BEGIN.

YEAH, STEVE?

>> COPS & THROBBERS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

PAUL.

>> QUEEFERS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

STEVE.

>> SQUIRTERS QUARTERLY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JON.

>> HEY, WHERE'D THAT CUCUMBERGO?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

STEVE.

>> DISCERNING FISTS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

THAT'S...

PAUL.

>> STICKY PAGES.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

STEVE.

>> BIG OL' BEEFERS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JON.

>> USE THIS FOR MASTURBATINGYOUR PENIS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

STEVE.

>> HAIRY AREOLAS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

OH, YOU MEAN HAIREOLAS?

>> HAIREOLAS.

>> HARDWICK: J-JON.

>> PUBES & FALLOPIAN TUBES.

>> HARDWICK: THAT'S SO SPECIFIC!

STEVE.

>> RANK UNDERCARRIAGE.

NOW WITH SCRATCH 'N' SMELL.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

PAUL.

>> CHOAD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JON.

>> HILLARY'S MYSTERY BOX.

>> HARDWICK: POINT... (LAUGHS)OH, MY GOD, POINTS.

DEFINITELY POINTS.