The Symptoms - Why Did I Let That Mosquito Finish Inside Me?

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Using their collective expertise as "Dr. Ken" cast members, Ken Jeong, Suzy Nakamura and Dave Foley diagnose illnesses depicted in vague Google illustrations. (3:58)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE SYMPTOMS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: THAT WAS OUR WHOLE

GRAPHICS BUDGET FOR THE YEAR.

IT WAS WORTH IT, THOUGH.

WHEN AMERICANS GET SICK, THEYDON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR, THEY

GOOGLE THEIR SYMPTOMS TO SEE IFTHEY REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE

DOCTOR.

OR MAYBE THEY WILL JUST WAIT ITOUT AND SEE IF THEY FEEL BETTER

OR DIE.

WHETHER YOU HAVE GOT HYSTERICALBLINDNESS OR RESTLESS RECTUM,

GOOGLE WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUTIT WITH DEEPLY UNSETTLING PASTEL

ILLUSTRATIONS.

COMEDIANS I WILL SHOW YOU AGOOGLE ILLUSTRATION OF SOME

SICK-SICKIES AND FOR 250 POINTSI WOULD LIKE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT

THEY HAVE.

ALL RIGHT.

FIRST UP, WHAT IS WRONG WITHTHIS GUY? WHAT DOES HE HAVE

THERE? OH, NO.

>> YES, DAVE FOLEY.

>> MOSQUITO SEX REGRET.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: OH.

WHY DID I LET THAT MOSQUITOFINISH INSIDE OF ME?

>> WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE? WITH THAT -- HUMANOID CREATURE.

SUZY.

>> SHE WORE A PAIR OF TOM'SSHOES FOR NEARLY AN HOUR.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

VERY COMMON, WHATEVER THIS IS,MORE THAN 3 MILLION U.S. CASES

PER YEAR.

WHAT IS THAT? DAVE FOLEY.

>> MENOPAUSAL TEDIUM.

>> MENOPAUSAL TEDIUM.

>> Chris: SIDE EFFECTS MAYINCLUDE LONELY PICNICS.

>> POINTS TO DAVE.

NEXT ONE, THIS IS A VERYCONFUSING SCENARIO.

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT?KEN.

>> ANGRY MUTANT SPERM.

>> Chris: YES.

DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY.

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, ITDOES SPREAD BY SEXUAL CONTACT.

RIGHT THERE.

KEN, YOU ARE A DOCTOR, I MEANYOU MUST HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE

IN YOUR PRACTICE.

>> SURE.

YEAH.

>> Chris: SUZY.

>> ARE THOSE URINALS IN THEBACK?

>> Chris: OH, I BELIEVE THEYARE.

>> HE HAS DEVILED EGG DICK.

NEXT ONE, YES.

OH.

DAVE FOLEY.

>> ANKLE GENDER DYSPHORIA.

>> KEN.

>> VIN DISEASE-EL.

>> Chris: YES.

VERY WELL PLAYED.

VERY WELL PLAYED.

I AM GROOT.

AND FINALLY--

THIS LADY, WHAT IS -- OH.

ERR.

GRR.

YES, KEN.

>> TELEPATHIC LINK TO HELEN INHUMAN RESOURCES.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

(BLEEP)ING HELEN, EVERY TIME.

>> (BLEEP)ING HELEN.

>> Chris: SUZY.

>> SHE CAN'T REMEMBER IF SHELEFT HER BABY IN THE CAR.

>> Chris: POINTS.

OH.

DAVE FOLEY.

>> FOREHEAD (BLEEP).

IT IS A HAPPY PICTURE.

IT IS A VERY HAPPY PICTURE.

>> TREATED BY A MEDICALPROFESSIONAL AND THE DOCTOR

IS IN.

>> AND OUT AND IN.

AND IN.