Extended - #HashtagWars - #GrammysIn5Words - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, February 5, 2015 - Uncensored 02/05/2015 Views: 1,213

Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi and Mike Phirman summarize the Grammy Awards ceremony using only five words. (4:15)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)THE MUSIC INDUSTRY'S PREMIER

POPULARITY CONTEST, THE GRAMMYS,ARE THIS WEEKEND, AND WITH ALL

THE DIVERSE NOMINEES ANDPRESENTERS UNDER ONE ROOF,

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT MIGHTHAPPEN OR WHICH EMBRYO CASING

LADY GAGA MIGHT ARRIVE INSIDEOF.

(LAUGHTER)SO IN HONOR OF THIS, TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS #GRAMMYSIN5WORDS.

UH, EXAMPLES MIGHT BE-- LL COOLJ LOSES COOL, OR...

PARKS DEPARTMENT REPOSSESSESPHARRELL'S HAT, OR...

ROBIN THICKE'S DAD LEAVES HIM.

(AUDIENCE AW-ING)OH, SHUT UP! YOU DON'T FUCKIN'

FEEL BAD FOR THAT GUY!

YOU'RE JUST AS SICK OF THATSONG!

HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!

LET'S PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK. AND BEGIN.

MIKE PHIRMAN.

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: PRECIOUS SECONDS

ARE TICKING AWAY.

(APPLAUSE)HIS BUZZER...

WHAT, YOU JUST, UH...

>> OKAY. I DIDN'T KNOW IF THESEWORKED.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, YEAH,THEY WORK.

>> I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST,LIKE, A THING TO LOOK AT.

>> HARDWICK: IT'S NOT A PRETENDBUTTON, IT'S A REAL...

>> OH, THIS IS AN ACTUAL GAME.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> OKAY.

I'M READY.

START AGAIN. START AGAIN.

CANCEL THAT.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY.

>> WHAT?! BUT I EARNED IT.

>> HARDWICK: MIKE PHIRMAN...

YOU DID EARN IT, BUDDY.

>> I WAS TOO B... JUST CASUALINGOUT HERE ON THIS THING.

(LAUGHTER)SO I'LL DO IT.

>> IT'S A SURPRISINGLYCOMFORTABLE PODIUM.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: YOU REALLY COULD

JUST, ALL DAY LONG, JUST RELAX.

(LAUGHTER)>> IT IS MADE FOR THIS.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: YEAH, CRACK YOUR

BACK, CRACK YOUR BACK.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)SO YEAH, CRACK YOUR BACK.

>> IT FEELS LIKE... IT FEELSLIKE WE COULD DO A SPIN CLASS

EPISODE.

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, COME ON,GIRLS, WE CAN DO THIS.

SPINNING! SPINNING!

>> LET'S GO UP TOP!

LET'S GO UP TOP!

LET'S GO UP TOP!

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: KEEP IT GOING.

TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT.

>> TURN IT UP!

KEEP IT ALL GOING!

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, TURN IT UP!

TURN UP THE TENSION!

TURN UP THE TENSION!

>> GET THE RESISTANCE UP!

LET'S GO, DOWN BOTTOM!

>> HARDWICK: NOW DOWN.

NOW YOU'RE IN THE FINAL STRETCH,YOU'RE IN THE FINAL STRETCH.

IT'S YOU AND THE GUY NEXT TOYOU-- YOU CAN DO IT!

ALL THE WAY! OVER THE TOP!

(APPLAUSE)AND... WE'RE DONE!

OH, GOOD WORKOUT, GUYS.

REALLY GOOD WORKOUT.

THAT WAS NICE.

>> UH, WE DID THE WHOLE CLASS.

(LAUGHTER)>> WE JUST WASTED SO MUCH OF

YOUR SHOW.

>> YEAH. IT WAS GREAT.

>> HARDWICK: SUCK IT, THEY'LLPUT IT ONLINE-- WHO GIVES A

SHIT, OKAY?

NO ONE.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)AIN'T NO RULES ON THE INTERNET!

(LAUGHTER, WHOOPING)>> SO IN THE SHOW, IT'LL JUST

CUT FROM, LIKE, ALL RIGHT, GOTO YOU, AND THEN WE'LL ALL BE

OUT OF BREATH.

(LAUGHTER)(PANTING): BUT, UH... UH...

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, UH, SO IBELIEVE THE GAME WAS

GRAMMYSIN5WORDS.

I'M GONNA PUT, UH...

>> THIS WAS SO LONG AGO.

(LAUGHTER)I THINK THE GRAMMYS HAVE BEEN

ON.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: AND... GO!

MIKE PHIRMAN.

>> GRAMMY GOES TO WEIRD AL!

>> HARDWICK: YES! POINTS.

THAT'D BE AMAZING. POINTS.

POINTS. JEMAINE.

>> ACTUALLY, I HAVE A GRAMMY.

>> HARDWICK: OH!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)THAT'S FIVE WORDS AND IT'S TRUE!

TAIKA.

>> I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: THAT'S FIVE WORDS!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)POINTS. JEMAINE.

>> THESE TWO GUYS, NO GRAMMY.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: THAT'S FIVE WORDS.

YEAH.

UH, MIKE.

>> PHARRELL'S HAT EXCITEDLYANNOUNCES GRYFFINDOR!

(LAUGHTER)POINTS.

UH, JEMAINE.

>> DID I MENTION MY GRAMMY?

>> HARDWICK: NO, NOT YET.

POINTS. NOT YET. POINTS.

UH, TAIKA.

>> TUPAC'S HOLOGRAM SHOT FIVETIMES.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.