Friendlier Skies

May 16, 2017 - #BroQuotes 05/16/2017 Views: 186

Rhea Seehorn, Taryn Manning and Jaime King stand in solidarity with flight attendants by imagining the in-flight announcements they secretly want to make. (0:59)

With allthe social media outrage

directed at airlines recently,it's very easy to understand

why passengers are boarding theplane ready to be pissed off.

But if you're flying anywhereanytime soon,

let's make a suggestion, okay?

Please don't take your anger outon the flight attendants.

Flying is a soul-crushingexperience, right?

But remember, flight attendantsare also on a 12-hour flight,

dealing with the samekamikaze scorpions

and clipped toenail shrapnelthat you are.

So please be nice to them,if, for no other reason,

the fact that they keep a secretwhen you go to the bathroom

near the break area and takea nasty Cinnabon (bleep).

-They don't tell anybody.-(laughter)

So, comedians,let's show some sympathy

to these brave men and women.

What is an announcementa flight attendant

would like to makebut never could?

Rhea Seehorn.

Sorry, that'sjust a bit of turbulence.

Or maybe not. I don't know,I made my peace with God.

-Okay, points. Points.-That was good.

(applause)

-Taryn. -Um,, our pilotis drunk off his ass.

(chuckles):Just kidding.

-Or am I?-(laughter) -Points.

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