With allthe social media outrage
directed at airlines recently,it's very easy to understand
why passengers are boarding theplane ready to be pissed off.
But if you're flying anywhereanytime soon,
let's make a suggestion, okay?
Please don't take your anger outon the flight attendants.
Flying is a soul-crushingexperience, right?
But remember, flight attendantsare also on a 12-hour flight,
dealing with the samekamikaze scorpions
and clipped toenail shrapnelthat you are.
So please be nice to them,if, for no other reason,
the fact that they keep a secretwhen you go to the bathroom
near the break area and takea nasty Cinnabon (bleep).
-They don't tell anybody.-(laughter)
So, comedians,let's show some sympathy
to these brave men and women.
What is an announcementa flight attendant
would like to makebut never could?
Sorry, that'sjust a bit of turbulence.
Or maybe not. I don't know,I made my peace with God.
-Okay, points. Points.-That was good.
-Taryn. -Um,, our pilotis drunk off his ass.
-Or am I?-(laughter) -Points.