New York City's Summer of Hell

July 12, 2017 - #RichMovies 07/12/2017 Views: 150

Penn Jillette, Teller and Arj Barker help New Yorkers cope with their heinous summer commutes. (1:32)

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Yes! Uh, this week a seriesof overdue repairs got underway

in New York City's Penn Station,

the busiest transit hubin the entire country.

The delays are predictedto be so heinous,

New York's governor has alreadydeclared it

the "summer of hell."Very subtle.

Train service in some areasreduced by 20%,

meaning commuterswill waste more time

trapped in oven-hotsubway stations,

inhaling the stenchof evaporated urine,

while tryingto avoid eye contact

with the hobowho's cranking it. Uh...

So, you know, New Yorkers,there... there's this kind of,

like, one-sided warwith New York and Los Angeles.

So, New Yorkers talk a lotof (bleep) about Angelenos,

but seeing as thoughthey're faced

with some adversity right now,I would just like to say:

Suck my (bleep), Big Crapple,suck on it,

put your mouth right here!

While you're waitingfor your delayed trains...

-(cheering, whooping)-Wait a minute! Stop it!

Shut up! I'm not donebeing fake mad yet!

While you're waitingfor your delayed trains,

I'm gonna be sitting in my sweetair-conditioned car on the 405,

cruising at a sweet15 miles per hour

while cranking it.

Comedians, what's your tipto help New Yorkers cope

with the Summer of Hell?

-Arj Barker. -Let's see, theycould take their mind off it

by playing a fun game of WhatJust Bit My Leg? Rat or Human?

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Or some hybrid.-And they could...

they could even follow it upwith What Kind of Poo Is That?

-Dog or Human?-We don't know.

We may never know.

Teller, do you wantto weigh in on this one?

(laughter)

-(audience whooping)-All right. Very good.

Points for that.

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