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Tiffany Haddish, Theo Von and Andrew Santino answer questions about passionate preachers delivering unusual sermons. (6:05)

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I KNOW OUR PROGRAM GETS FILTHYAT TIMES-- IT'S MY FAULT.

I'M 15 AND A HALF.

BUT WITH THE INTERNET BEING ALLFULL OF WIENERS AND BUNGHOLES

AND WHATNOT, WHAT CHOICE DO IHAVE?

SO WE WANTED TO COUNTERACT ALLTHAT FILTH WITH SOME GOOD

OLD-TIME RELIGION.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PREACHER ORPASTOR OR SOME OTHER KIND OF

RELIGIOUS LEADER PREACHING THEGOOD WORD ON YOUTUBE, AND FOR

250 POINTS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOANSWER A QUESTION BASED ON THE

VIDEO.

FIRST UP, FROM THE FOUND FOOTAGEFESTIVAL, THIS WARNING AGAINST

THE DANGERS OF PORNOGRAPHY.

>> THEY'RE SHOWN NUDE AND BOUNDAND HANGING FROM TREES.

THEY'RE SHOWN KNEELINGSUBMISSIVELY WHILE A MAN DOES

THINGS TO THEM AND ON THEM.

AND A SCREEN GOES UP AND YOU SEELIVE SEX ACTS.

I MEAN LIVE SEX ACTS.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT WAS THISAUDIENCE MEMBER THINKING HERE?

TIFFANY HADDISH.

>> I WONDER IF HE KNOWS I'MMASTURBATING RIGHT NOW.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

POINTS.

THEO.

>> I GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OFUTAH.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

ANDREW.

>> GO ON.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,THE JESUS BAND WITH A HOT AND

FAITHFUL DANCE TRACK.

>> ♪ ALLELUIAALLELUIA ♪

>> ♪ ALLELUIA >> ♪ ALLELUIA

ALLELUIA ♪>> ♪ ALLELUIA

>> (SPEAKS ITALIAN)>> HARDWICK: WHAT DOES IT SAY ON

THE SIGN OUTSIDE THEIR CHURCH?

YES, ANDREW.

>> JOHN 4:20-- COME FOR THECHRIST, STAY FOR THE MOLLY.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

TIFFANY.

>> WHATEVER IT SAID, IT'SSPELLED WRONG, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT

HOW YOU SPELL HALLELUJAH.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.

>> IT WASN'T?

REALLY?

>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, THESEFUNKY FRESH CHRISTIAN

BREAKDANCERS.

>> ♪ WE CAN CLAIM THE RIGHTSTHAT GOD GAVE YOU AND ME ♪

>> IS THAT RAY LIOTTA?

>> ♪ WE CAN LIVE ABOVE ALLPRINCIPALITY ♪

>> OH, OH!

>> WHAT?!

>> HOW ABOUT THAT WHITE BOY,HUH?

WOW.

>> HARDWICK: UH...

#WHITEBOYSHIT.

THAT WAS SPECTACULAR.

>> UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH!

>> AW, SHIT!

>> THAT'S JUST A MEME.

YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT AMEME.

>> HARDWICK: I JUST WANT TO MAKEA MEME, YEAH.

UH, WHAT, UH, WHAT DOES GOD SAYTO THEM AT THE GATES OF HEAVEN?

YES, THEO.

>> I LOVED YOU IN DANCE DANCERESURRECTION.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

OH, SUCH A GREAT GAME.

TIFFANY.

>> OH, YOU GUYS, PLEASE, DO THATAGAIN.

HEY, MJ, COME WATCH THEM TRY TOBE LIKE YOU.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

ANDREW.

>> JOHN TRAVOLTA, WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE WITH WOMEN?

>> HARDWICK: SHIT.

OH, POINTS.

STHAT'S GOOD, POINTS.

NEXT UP, PASTOR MIKE WITH AFUNKY FRESH PARODY.

>> ♪ THEN WE GOT SUNDAY SCHOOLFOR EVERYBODY

WHAT'S THE CHANCE OF YOU COMING♪ TO CHURCH WITH ME?

WE PLAYING GAME LIKE OOH, OOH,OOH, WHOA, OOH

♪ WE PLAYING GAMES LIKE,OOH, OOH ♪

>> PUMP THAT SHIT.

>> HARDWICK: THAT, OF COURSE, ISA PARODY OF T-PAIN'S "BUY YOU A

DRINK".

BASED ON THIS VIDEO, THOUGH,WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BUY

PASTOR MIKE?

TIFFANY.

>> I WANT TO BUY HIM A BERT ANDERNIE T-SHIRT BECAUSE HIS

EYEBROWS ARE TOUCHING.

>> HARDWICK: THEY'RE EMBRACING.

POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, THIS MANWARNING TEENS ABOUT A DECADENT

SEXUAL PRACTICE.

>> I KNOW OF SITUATIONS WHEREEITHER THE MAN OR THE WIFE WANTS

TO INVITE A THIRD PARTY INTO THEBEDROOM FOR SEXUAL EXPERIENCE TO

HELP ACHIEVE SOME STIMULATION.

NOW WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

>> HARDWICK: THE-THE ONLYTHREE-WAY YOU NEED TO CONCERN

YOURSELF WITH IS THE FATHER, THESON AND THE HOLY GHOST.

>> AMEN.

>> HARDWICK: IF THIS GUY DOESN'TFIND THREE-WAYS HOT, WHAT IS HE

INTO?

TIFFANY.

>> BLACK PUSSY.

>> HE IS!

WHAT?

YOU JUST... YOU JUST ACTIVATED,LIKE, SOME EXTRA LIGHTS.

>> YEAH.

>> THEY CALL ME SUNSHINE!

THEY CALL ME SUNSHINE!

BLACK PUSSY.

BLACK PUSSY.

>> MMM.

>> HARDWICK: I'M GOING TO GIVEYOU 100 EXTRA POINTS FOR

INDICATING TO YOUR AREA.

FINALLY, A SONG FOR CHRISTIANCHILDREN SUNG BY A DOG MAN.

>> ♪ GLORY, GLORY >> WOW.

>> ♪ HOWL-LE-LU-YA!

GLORY, GLORYPRAISE HIS NAME ♪

>> HARDWICK: I UNDERSTAND... IUNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS

RELIGIOUS, BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEETHAT, YOU'RE LIKE, "JESUS

CHRIST! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"SO...

COMEDIANS, THE QUESTION I PUT TOYOU IS, WHY WOULD GOD ALLOW

THIS?

TIFFANY.

>> THAT'S TO SHOW THAT GOD LOVESALL HIS WHITE CREATURES, NO

MATTER HOW OBNOXIOUS THEY ARE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

POINTS.

ANDREW.

>> UH, GOD DID THIS BECAUSE OFBLACK PUSSY, CHRIS.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, IWAS A LITTLE HAZY.

WHERE IS THAT LOCATED AGAIN,TIFFANY?

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)RIGHT THERE. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> GOT IT.

GOT IT.

>> HARDWICK: NOW I REMEMBER!