Disinfomercial - Tiddy Bear & Chatty Patty

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After seeing bizarre infomercials for unnecessary products, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Thomas Dale and Kurt Braunohler try to make the items sound enticing. (4:27)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY"DISINFOMERCIAL."

"DISINFOMERCIAL."

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS AREAWARE OF THIS, BUT AFTER YOU

FALL ASLEEP TV STILL HAPPENS,LIKE REALLY LATE AT NIGHT.

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHINGTHAT HAPPENS AFTER 12:30, IT'S A

A LOT OF BULL( BLEEP ).

EXCEPT, OF COURSE, FORTHE COMMERCIALS THAT GO FOR

THINGS SO STUPID, YOU TRICKYOURSELF INTO THINKING YOU NEED

THOSE THINGS.

THESE PRODUCTS ARE SO DUMB, THEYCANNOT EVEN MAKE A FULL

INFOMERCIAL ABOUT THEM.

BUT LUCKILY, THEY STILL FINDTHEIR WAY INTO THE YOUTUBES.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU RIDICULOUSPRODUCTS, AND FOR 250 POINTS YOU

NEED TO TELL ME WHY I NEED THATPRODUCT, ALL RIGHT?

FIRST UP, SOMETHING FOR THISGUY'S ASS.

>> BEASTLY BUTT ODOR?

HOW DO YOU STOP THE STINK?

HI. I'M ADAM JAY, AND THIS ISDOC BOTTOM'S A SPRAY.

>> CHRIS: KURT.

>> WE'LL HANDLE THE BUTT SMELL.

YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHY GROWNMEN KEEP SMELLING YOUR BUTT

HOLE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

MARY LYNN?

>> IT'S MORE EXPENSE AND I HAVEHARDER TO USE THAN SOAP.

( LAUGHTER )>> CHRIS: POINTS.

AH, I CAN'T -- UGH.

NEXT ONE: HOW ABOUT THIS GLOVEFOR PEOPLE WHO DAENT STOP

TOUCHING THEIR MEAT, EVEN WHENIT'S STILL COOKING.

>> THE GRILL GLOVE'S DESIGNED TOGIVE YOU THE PERFECT GRIP FOR

EVERY FLIP.

HOT POTATOES ARE HARD TO HANDLE.BUT THE GLOVE RESISTS

TEMPERATURES UP TO 500 DEGREESMAKING IT PERFECT FOR HOT BAKED

POTATOES AND MORE.

>> CHRIS: DO YOU-- WHY DO YOUHAVE TO PICK A ( BLEEP ) POTATO

OFF A GRILL WITH YOUR BAREHANDS?

OH, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!

THOMAS.

>> ALSO GOOD FOR GIVING APROSTATE EXAM TO THE HUMAN

TORCH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> CHRIS: WELL PLAYED.

EXCELLENT.

AND, OF COURSE, WHO CAN DEALWITH PESKY, UNNECESSARY

SEATBELTS.

I PRESENT THE TIDDY BEAR.

>> WHEN YOU TRAVEL, IS YOURSHOULDER STRAP TOO TIGHT AND

ANNOYING?

INTRODUCING THE TIDDY BEAR.

THAT'S T-I-D-D-Y BEAR.

THE CUTE GUY THAT ELIMINATESTHOSE IRRITATING SHOULDER

STRAPS.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: FROM THE MAKER OF THEPUSSY OTTER FOR LAP BELTS.

KURT?

>> WARNING-- BEAR LOVES TO MOTORBOAT AND WILL ( BLEEP ) ON YOUR

CHEST.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

MARY LYNN.

>> TITS ARE WEIRD, RIGHT, CHRIS.

OH, TITTIES.

>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE -- HERE'S ANEEDLESSLY PORTABLE CHAIR.

>> NO MORE SITTING ON THEGROUND.

NO MORE STANDING AROUND, AND NOMORE FOLDING CHAIR FRUSTRATION.

NOW THAT'S AN AMAZING CHAIR.

>> THIS POCKET CHAIR IS ALIFESAVER.

>> CHRIS: EVEN THIS CHILD LOOKSUNCOMFORTABLE.

( LAUGHTER )

MARY LYNN?

>> FROM THE MAKERS OF TABLE HATAND COFFEE MAKER EARRINGS.

( LAUGHTER )

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

I WANT A TABLE HAT.

>> PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD.

IT'S REAL EASY TO GET AROUNDWITH.

SOLID OAK.

>> CHRIS: LAST UP, A TALKIEPARROT MADE OF PLASTIC.

>> CHATTY PATTY.

SHE'S THE PARROT THAT TALKSBACK.

GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT AND SHE'LLGIVE IT BACK.

>> YOU'RE PRETTY.

>> YOU'RE SO NICE.>> YOU'RE SO NICE.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: THAT POOR, LONELYWOMAN.

THOMAS.

>> CHATTY PATTY WILL ALSO TEACHYOU HOW TO TIE A NOOSE.

>> CHRIS: ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: KURT.

>> COMES PREPROGRAMMED WITHPHRASES YOU NEVER HEAR LIKE, "I

LOVE YOU," AND "YOU'REIMPORTANT."

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

MARY LYNN.

>> THIS PARROT WON'T LEAVE YOULIKE HE DID.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> I'M FINE.