WebMDumb - Headache-Induced Boners

Tuesday, April 1, 2014 04/01/2014 Views: 1,839

Kumail Nanjiani, Thomas Middleditch and T.J. Miller ask WebMD some of the dumb questions it will receive from people who missed the Obamacare deadline. (1:37)

(APPLAUSE)

THE DEADLINE TO SIGN UP FOR

OBAMACARE ONLINE WAS YESTERDAY,

WHICH MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE

WHO MISSED THE DEADLINE ARE

GOING TO BE FLOCKING TO WEBMD.

WHY DEAL WITH ACTUAL HEALTHCARE

WHEN YOU CAN DIAGNOSE HERPES

YOURSELF?

COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME

AS MANY DUMB MEDICAL QUESTIONS

TO WEBMD AS YOU CAN.

60 SECONDS, AND GO.

THOMAS.

>> MY WIFE GETS HEADACHES

WHEN I GET BONERS.

ARE MY BONERS CAUSING HER

HEADACHES, OR ARE HER HEADACHES

CAUSING MY BONERS?

>> Chris: POINTS.

T.J.

>> I'M FLAVING TROUBLE FLYVING.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S CRON WITH ME?

WHAT'S CRON WITH ME?

>> Chris: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)

"I'M FLAVING TROUBLE FLYVING."

KUMAIL?

>> IS IT TOO LATE TO GET AN

ABORTION?

IT'S IN THE THIRD GRADE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Chris: POINTS!

IT'S IN THE THIRD GRADE.

THOMAS.

>> WHAT'S THE BEST TOOL TO

REMOVE A KIDNEY

IN HOME DEPOT NOW?

PLEASE REPLY QUICK.

>> Chris: POINTS!

KUMAIL.

>> SERIOUSLY, IS DAVID

HASSELHOFF STILL IN THE

BUILDING?

>> Chris: IT'S A FAIR QUESTION,

POINTS.

KUMAIL?

>> IF SOMEONE DRINKS AN ENTIRE

BOTTLE OF DRANO, WHERE DO I HIDE

MY WIFE'S BODY?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

T.J.?

>> ARE THESE LEGS?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

(BUZZER)

>> NO PICTURE ATTACHED.

>> Chris: NO PICTURE, POINTS.

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