Serving Face - A Very Happy Trashcan

June 20, 2017 - #PoliticalShakespeare 06/20/2017 Views: 231

Eddie Izzard, Tim Minchin and Kristen Schaal imagine what inanimate objects that appear to have faces would say if they could speak. (3:25)

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It's time to playServing Face.

Serving Face.

(cheering and applause)

The subreddit r/pareidoliais dedicated

to the subconscious illusionof seeing faces

in inanimate objects,like these alarm bells

that look like a very-- we'llsay, uh, "well-endowed" lady.

(whooping)

-MAN: Damn.-(Hardwick laughs)

People love posting these picsonline, so, comedians,

I'm gonna show you an objectwith a hidden face, uh,

and we found this on the web.

You're gonna have 250 points,you're gonna tell me

what the object is saying.

First up,this very happy trashcan.

What's he, what's he saying?Kristen Schaal.

"Feed me dirty diapers,I love it!"

(laughter)

I'll give you $100 if you makethat your Twitter bio.

I will give you $100.

Oh. That's asking for it.

Eddie Izzard.

"Sometimes people throw upin my eyes."

(laughter)

Points.

Next up,this urinal looks shocked.

(audience exclaims)

Tim Minchin.

"Three balls!"

Sorry. "Three balls."

(laughter)

Next one,

this depressed lookingmusic note.

Uh, it's...

It's having a rough measure.

Tim.

I'm so sad, this is my suicidenote. ♪ Ah.

(laughter and applause)

That's the perfect answer.

Points.

Kristen Schaal.

"Ugh, I'm a Nickelback song."

(laughter)

-Points, points.-(humming)

(cheers and applause)

Next up, this tuber is not safefor work.

(audience exclaims)

It... it takes a secondto realize

that it's a root vegetable,doesn't it?

Like...

Tim.

"Vegans can eat my ass."

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

(cheering and applause)

Like him.

Kristen.

"Turnip for what?!"

(cheers and applause)

-I like...-HARDWICK: Yeah.

Oh, you're...

You're so-- everything'senthusiastic in your world.

-The bean, the tuber, it's...-Oh, yeah.

Inanimate objects, like, if yougive them a chance to talk,

they are gonna go crazy.

HARDWICK:They're gonna go crazy.

Next up, how about this cutelil' cookie?

-SCHAAL: Aw.-AUDIENCE: Aw.

HARDWICK:Kristen.

"I'm wearing assless chips."

(laughter)

That is a really dirty cookie.

That is a really ookie cookie.

Eddie.

"I have chocolate eyes,I will kill your dog."

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Mr. Minchin.

It's saying to me, he's saying,

"Cram me in your fat mouth,you pathetic piece of (bleep)."

HARDWICK:Yeah, points.

-Wow.-HARDWICK: He-he-he-he.

-MINCHIN: Yeah. I don't know.-He-he-he-he.

It's just how food talks to me,it's awful.

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