Extended - RIP.gov - Totally Real and Totally Defunct

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Tim Minchin, Rich Fulcher and Rhys Darby list awful Internet domain names that the government would never use. (1:47)

>> HARDWICK: IT'S TIME FORRIP.GOV.

RIP.GOV.

IF THERE'S ONE THING THE U.S.

GOVERNMENT IS GREAT AT IT'S THEINTERNET.

FOR INSTANCE, THIS AMAZING TREATFROM USA.GOV, "I AM WORKING AT

USA.GOV."

YOU SURE ARE.

GIZMODO TURNED US ON TO A LISTOF TOTALLY REAL, TOTALLY DEFUNCT

.GOV WEB SITES THAT SOMEONE INTHE TOP BRASS THOUGHT WOULD BE

HELPFUL FOR AMERICANS.

SITES LIKE COULDIHAVELUPUS.GOV,FRUITSANDVEGGIESMOREMATTERS.GOV,

AND OF COURSE GIRLPOWER.GOV,WHERE APPARENTLY YOU CAN MAKE A

DONATION TO YOUR LOCAL SPICEGIRL.

COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TOCOME UP WITH SOME EVEN MORE

ABSURD GOVERNMENT WEB SITES IN60 SECONDS.

AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)TIM.

>> LET'S PUT THE ERNMENT BACK INGOVERNMENT.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS).GOV. RHYS.

>> HOW TO OVERTHROW THE.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)TIM.

>> ELLO GOV.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)YEAH, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THAT.

RICH.

>> HILLARY'S LOST EMAILS JUSTKIDDING.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)RHYS.

>> TRIPLE DEER SEX.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)TIM.

>> I HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE AM I AWITCH.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)RICH.

>> PELOSI SHARTING.GOV.

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: TIM.

>> DOES SCIENTOLOGY MAKE YOUSHORT.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)RHYSIE DARBY.

>> UH, THE ILLUMINATI AREREPTILIANS THE PYRAMIDS ARE

SPACESHIPS WATCH OUT GUYS.GOV.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)RHYS.

>> TOP SECRET SECRET SERVICECOCKTAIL RECIPES AND HOOKER

ADVICE.GOV.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.