Awkward Family Photos - Pack in There Real Tight

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Chris shows Nikki Glaser, Jim Gaffigan and Todd Glass images from Awkward Family Photos, and the comedians provide the captions. (3:07)

AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS.

YOU KNOW AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS.

OF COURSE, YOU DO. YOU'VE BEENON THE INTERNET.

AN AMAZING LIBRARY OF PHOT THESEMISSED ARTIFICIAL JOY AND

CAPTURE PEOPLE'S INNERWEIRDNESS.

THEY'RE SUCH HIGH ART THEY'REAMIDST A FOUR-MONTH-LONG MUSEUM

EXHIBITION.

COMEDIANS I WANT TO SHOW YOUWHAT IS OFFICIALLY A PIECE OF

ART YOU AND BUZZ IN WITH ACAPTION.

LET'S LOOK AT THIS BRAVE PLATOONRIGHT OFF THE TOP.

YES!

>> TODD GLASS.

>> IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, JUST INCASE THEY WATCH THE SHOW, I WANT

TO BE NICE, SO MERRY CHRISTMASFROM THE DUMB ( BLEEP ).

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> NEXT ONE.

THESE FOUR FACIAL HAIRAFICIONADOS.

>> COME ON, BOYS, PACK IN THEREREAL TIGHT.

>> BROKE BENCH MOUNTAIN.

>> POINTS!

EXCELLENT!

>> OH, MAN, WHY DO I ALWAYS GOTTO BE THE CABOOSE.

>> 5 GUYS BURGERS REGRETS TOANNOUNCE THE DEATH OF STEVE.

>> OH, NO!

THEY LOST THE FIFTH BROTHER.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE, THIS MOM JUST-- SHE'STRYING HER BEST, ALL RIGHT.

>> OH!

NOW I THINK IF YOU LOOK CLOSELYYOU WILL SEE SHE'S IS COLLAPSING

HER VAGINA AS IF TO SAY, NOMORE! NO MORE!

I AM DONE WITH IT! I AM DONEWITH THIS.

NIKKI.

>> THINGS ARE JUST FINE WITHOUTYOU, JIM.

( LAUGHTER )>> POINTS!

>> WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY!

WE'RE GOING TO BE JUST FINE!

>> EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT'SGREAT.

AND, ALSO, GUYS, THEY'RE INSPACE, TOO, THEY'RE IN SPACE.

>> THIS IS FROM MY LEASTFAVORITE EPISOAFD COSMOS.

I DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE.

>> NEXT ONE, THIS IS A FAIRLYNONTRADITIONAL FAMILY.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> IS THAT ONE MISSING AN EYE?

DON'T ( BLEEP ) WITH THAT GUY.

TODD.

>> AGAIN, I DON'T MEAN TO BE TOOSENSITIVE.

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO MAKE FUNOF THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE

NICE PEOPLE IF THEY ADOPT ABLACK PUPPET.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> NIKKI, DID YOU HAVE ONE.

>> FUN FACTS -- SHE'S HAD SEXWITH EVERYONE IN THAT PICTURE

EXCEPT ONE.

>> POINTS, POINS!

>> POOR PAMELA. POOR,POOR PAMELA.

>> THIS ONE'S GOING, "I HAVE THESOUL OF A REAL BOY."

>> ALL RIGHT, LAST ONE. ACOUPLE NUDISTS HERE.

LOOK AT THAT.

NIKKI.

>> SLOW NIGHT AT THE KEY PARTY.

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