Awkward Family Photos - You're Bad People

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After viewing some unfortunate pictures from Awkward Family Photos, Maria Bamford, Jackie Kashian and Tommy Johnagin provide proper captions. (4:15)

AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS.

>> AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS.COM HASBUILT AN EMPIRE OF PICTURES THAT

FAMILIES WILL SPEND THE REST OFTHEIR LIVES WISHING NEVER

EXISTED.

BUT LUCKILY THEY DO.

COMEDIANS FOR 250 POINTS I WOULDLIKE YOU TO CAPTION THESE FAMILY

PHOTOS, ALL RIGHT? VERY SIMPLE.

>> FIRST ONE, THIS GUN LOVINGCLAN.

>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY LOOKMORE FRIGHTENED IN MY LIFE.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BABY THATSHOULD LOOK MORE FRIGHTENED.

>> Chris: WHAT IS THE CAPTION.

>> THERE USED TO BE MORE OF US.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: MARIA.

>> WE ARE THE COWARDS, WE DON'TKNOW HOW TO USE OUR WORDS.

>> Chris: NICE.

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THESEPEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.

>> I WONDER WHAT FAMILY THEY'REFIGHTING AGAINST.

>> Chris: IF YOU OPEN A PHOTOOUT IT IS THE MCCOYS ON THE

OTHER SIDE.

ALL RIGHT NEXT ONE.

THIS VIOLENTLY DOMESTICATEDFAMILY.

>> GRRR.

>> IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN I CHOKETHEM. JACKIE.

NACO LIBRE.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

I THINK A BETTER PICTURE WOULDBE HIM TRYING TO GET HIS HANDS

AROUND THEIR WAISTS.

(BLEEP). DAMN.

>> IF DADDY DOESN'T KILL US TYPE2 DIABETES WILL.

>> AH.

>> Chris: I FEEL BAD BUT THEAUDIENCE WANTS ME TO GIVE YOU

POINTS, SO YOU GET 'EM.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE! YOU AREBAD PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD FEEL

BAD! YOU ARE JUST FUELING THEFIRES OF HOW BAD YOU ARE!

>> WELL, THAT WAS GREAT.

THAT WAS GREAT.

>> Chris: DARK EVIL HEARTS OFTHIS AUDIENCE SO POINTS FOR YOU,

MARIA BAMFORD.

NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUT THESEPROBABLY NOT VERY FIT PARENTS.

>> YES, TOMMY.

>> IT LOOKS SO DIFFERENT FROMTHE OUTSIDE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> IT MUST BE REAL SPECIAL IFYOU HAVE TO WEAR A BOW TIE TO GO

IN THERE.

>> WHO KNEW IT WAS SEMIFORMAL.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE.

THIS FIERY FAMILY.

>> OH.

>> Chris: YES, TOMMY.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THE FLATTOPSWERE HEREDITARY.

>> Chris: THEY ARE, YEP.

IF THEY REALLY WANTED TO MAKETHIS PICTURE AWESOME THEY WOULD

ALL HAVE FLATTOPS.

BUT, NO.

YOU HAVE POINTS.

MARIA.

>> WE ARE FINE, EVERYTHING ISFINE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> WE ARE JUST HANGING OUT ANDMAKING OUT IN THE CRAB NEBULA.

>> YES.

JACKIE.

>> WE ARE GOING TO MAKE OUTDURING THE RAPTURE.

>> Chris: YES.

GOOD.

POINTS.

HOW ABOUT THIS LAST ONE, THESEPARENT TO BE?

>> I DON'T FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW.

>> Chris: JACKIE?

>> HORIZONTAL STRIPES DO WHAT?

>> Chris: POINTS.

MARIA.

>> HONEY, I CAN FEEL IT KILLINGFROM THE INSIDE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> DOCTOR? THIS BABY IS GOING TO(BLEEP)ING DELIVER ITSELF.

>> WHEN DID HOT TOPIC GET AMATERNITY SECTION.