UBetter Get Me Outta Here - Always a Wild Card, Those Guys

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Ubers can be hit-or-miss, so Tone Bell, Tiffany Haddish and Colton Dunn share all the things that they would never want to hear their driver say. (1:49)

WE GO TO THE NEXT GAME "UBETTERGET ME OUTTA HERE.

UBER IS TEAMING UP WITH A NEWAPP CALLED TELEPORT TO ALLOW YOU

TO PAY FOR FRIENDS' RIDES TOLOCAL BARS OR RESTAURANTS.

IT'S THE NEW TECH-SAVVY WAY TOENABLE YOUR COWORKERS' DRINKING

PROBLEMS!

WELL, NOW YOU'LL HAVE SOMEONE BYYOUR SIDE WHEN YOU INTERACT WITH

THOSE UBER DRIVERS.

ALWAYS A WILDCARD, THOSE GUYS.

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WILL GET.

CHARISMATIC OUT OF WORK ACTORWHO GIVES YOU A RESUME.

COMEDIANS, WHAT ARE SOME THINGSYOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR UBER

DRIVER SAY?

AND BEGIN.

TONE.

>> SORRY ABOUT THE WET SPOT.

Chris: POINTS.

TONE BELL WAS JUST IN THE CARWITH TIFFANY.

SHE RUINED HIM!

>> IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY.

Chris: COLTON.

>> SO THIS PHONE IS FOR UBER.

THIS PHONE IS FOR LIFT AND THISPHONE IS FOR MY [BEEP] EX-WIFE.

>> NEVER MIND THE SMELL SOMEBODYHAD A BABY IN THE BACK SEAT

BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.

>> Chris: TONE.

>> IGNORE THE KNOCKING IN THETRUNK.

>> Chris: POINTS.

COLTON.

>> HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN OFFA SUICIDE VEST.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: OH, [BEEP].

MY GOD.

POINTS.

TIFFANY.

>> I'M REQUIRED BY THE STATE OFCALIFORNIA TO TELL YOU I'M

A SEX OFFENDER.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: POINTS.

TONE.

>> YA --Chris: TONE.

>> I PREFER TO LET JESUS TAKETHE WHEEL.

>> Chris: POINTS.

COLTON.

>> IT'S ME, BILL COSBY.

FEEL FREE TO HELP YOURSELF TO AWATER OR A TEA.

>> Chris: POINTS.

TONE.

>> DON'T WORRY, I DRIVEBETTER ON METH.