An Impromptu Roast Showdown

Tuesday, July 26, 2016 07/26/2016 Views: 160

While roasting stock-photo models, Chris Cubas, Sarah Tiana and Tony Hinchcliffe take aim at each other. (1:23)

Next, here's one of thesurprisingly few stock photos

of women in comedy-- Young WomanPerforming on Stage.

There it is.

What is the name of herall-female comedy night? Tony.

Comedians in Cars Getting Harassed by Uber Drivers.

-Points. Points.-(laughter, applause)

Next, how's aboutDevil's Microphone?

How's about Devil's Microphone?

-(audience groaning)-What is his...

Goddamn it.

What's his opening joke?

CUBAS:His opening joke...

No, da-da-da-da-da!Sarah buzzed in.

-Ha-ha-ha! -Get your Chris Cubasjoke out before I do mine.

Yeah, a lot of people sayI look like Chris Cubas,

but that's ridiculous,'cause he's fat!

-All right, points.-(laughter, applause)

(bleep)

Come on and getyour Chris Cubas joke out.

-His opening line?-Yeah.

I just flew infrom Sarah Tiana's pussy

and, boy,are my arms infectious.

(laughter, shouting)

TIANA:I don't know.

I mean...

Am I wr...Are they just calling me a whore

because I'm a woman?

Like, I've literally had sexwith less people in my life

than you've had donutsor tofu tacos today.

-You know what I mean?-(laughter)

Hundred points for Sarah.

If you're just tuning in,

this is a special Roast Battleedition of @midnight.

All these comics are onJeff Ross' Roast Battle.