Extended - What the FAQ: Dominatrix Edition - Your Safe Word Is Ikea - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, March 5, 2015 - Uncensored 03/05/2015 Views: 542

Trevor Moore, Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Thune come up with titillating questions for the FAQ page of a BDSM website. (1:34)

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, IT'STIME FOR WHAT THE FAQ:

DOMINATRIX EDITION.

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THEWORLD OF SEXUAL OUCHIES, THERE'S

NO BETTER PLACE TO STARTGATHERING INTEL THAN THE FAQ

PAGE OF DEVONDOMINATRIX.COM.

THERE YOU'LL FIND THE ANSWERS TOSUCH BDSM-RELATED QUESTIONS AS

IS IT ALL ABOUT TORTURE/PAIN?

AND CAN I JUST BE USED ASFURNITURE?

UM... YES, IF YOUR SAFE WORD ISIKEA.

COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TOCOME UP WITH AS MANY KINKY

QUESTIONS AS YOU CAN IN 60SECONDS.

AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)YES, TREVOR.

>> SO YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELLANYONE I'M JOHN TRAVOLTA?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)HEATHER.

>> HOW DO I INSTALL A ZIPPER ONMY BUTTHOLE?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)THAT WOULD BE SO USEFUL!

NICK THUNE.

>> IS IT HEALTHIER TO DRINK HOTOR COLD PEEPEE?

>> HARDWICK: B... POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)NICK.

>> CAN YOU O.D. ON PEEPEE?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)HEATHER.

>> WHAT IS THE TECHNICAL TERMFOR HATE-FUCKING A LAUNDRY

BASKET?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)HEATHER.

>> HOW MANY SCORPIONS DOES ITTAKE TO KILL A HUMAN PENIS?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)TREVOR.

>> CAN WE DO A FANTASY WHEREYOU'RE PADDINGTON AND I'M ONE OF

THE MINIONS FROM DESPICABLE ME?

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)UH, HEATHER.

>> UH, IF I PIERCE MY LABIA, DOI HAVE TO TELL THE TSA?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)NICK.

>> AND THIS ONE'S NOT A PEEPEEONE.

UM... IF I EAT PINEAPPLE, WILLIT MAKE MY POOPOO TASTE BETTER

OR IS THAT JUST WITH PEEPEE?

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

YEAH, POINTS.