Extended - #HashtagWars - #OceanMovies - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, June 16, 2016 - Uncensored 06/16/2016 Views: 362

Big Jay Oakerson, Vance Sanders and Doug Benson bring blockbuster movies under the sea. (1:36)

IT IS NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)GUYS...

YOU KNOW, I OWE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU AN APOLOGY, BECAUSE

WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGHJUNE AND I HAVE NOT YET WISHED

ALL OF YOU HAPPY AQUARIUM MONTH.

I KNOW. I'M A PIECE OF SHIT.

I RUINED THE WALKING DEAD.

SO, UH...

(LAUGHTER)...LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN WITH A

BLOCKBUSTER HASHTAG THAT'LL FLOWTO THE TOP OF TWITTER.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#OCEANMOVIES.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:THE KARATE SQUID,

OR SILENCE OF THE CLAMS.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND BEGIN.

JAY.

>> THE HUNT FOR RED LOBSTER.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(CHEERING)VANCE.

>> DUDE, WHERE'S MY CARP?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS! VERY GOOD.

BIG JAY.

>> DEUCE BIGALOW: WHALE GIGOLO.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)DOUG.

>> OCEAN'S ELEVEN.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)VANCE.

>> FINDING CHEMO.

IT'S THE SAD SEQUEL.

(AUDIENCE AW-ING)IT'S THE VERY SAD SEQUEL.

VERY SAD. VERY SAD.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S VERY HEARTFELT, BUT IT'S

VERY...

>> HARDWICK: THAT'S THE SADDESTFISH STORY EVER. POINTS.

DOUG.

>> OCEAN'S TWELVE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YEAH, IT WORKS.

JAY.

>> AS WET AS IT GETS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

DOUG.

>> SUPER GROUPERS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS!

(CHEERING)VANCE.

>> REEF MADNESS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD. DOUG.

>> WHO COULD FORGET OCEAN'STHIRTEEN? I ALMOST DID.

>> HARDWICK: I MEAN...

(CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)NONE OF US NOW.