Deepak Thoughts - A Steady Stream of Mind-Warping Ideas

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Vanessa Ramos, Kyle Kinane and Rhys Darby fill in the blanks in tweets from new age leader Deepak Chopra. (1:51)

IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAMEDEEPAK THOUGHTS.

DEEPAK THOUGHTS.

DEEPAK CHOPRA IS NOT JUSTTHE ALIASES I USED TO CHECK

IN THE RED ROOF INN WHEN I'MDOING STAND-UP OR HIDING

FROM THE FBI. DEEPAK CHOPRAIS ALSO A SPIRITUAL GURU WHOSE

HANDS MAY OR MAY NOT BE GLUEDTOGETHER AND WHOSE TWITTER FEED

SAY STEADY STREAM OF MINDWARPING IDEAS LIKE WE EXIST

IN EACH OTHER AS MEMORIES.

THAT'S SOME DEEPAK [BLEEP],RIGHT?

ACTUALLY IT'S JUST A BUNCH OFNEW AGEY STUFF, RIGHT?

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEGINNINGOF A DEEPAK TWEET, AND FOR 250

POINTS, I WANT TO HEAR YOUFINISH IT.

FIRST ONE, SUCCESS FOLLOWSNATURALLY IF YOU DO WHAT YOU

BELIEVE IN AND BLANK.

RHYS.

>> DO WHAT YOU BELIEVE INAND DRIVE AN AUDI.

>> Chris: YEAH, POINTS.

>> AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT CHIPTOLD ME AT THE AUDI

DEALERSHIP.

>> Chris: YEAH, HE WAS RIGHT.

HE WAS RIGHT.

>> THANKS, CHIP.

>> Chris: POINTS FOR RHYSIE.

NEXT ONE.

WE'RE ALIVE TO LOVE AND BE LOVEDAND TO SEEK BLANK.

>> DAT ASS, CHRIS.

>> Chris: RHYS.

>> AND TO SEEK OUT THOSETHAT HAVE HIDDEN AFTER YOU

HAVE COUNTED TO TEN.

CHECK BEHIND THE GARAGE!

THERE HE IS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> FOUND YOU!

>> Chris: WHAT'S IN THERE.

WHAT'S IN THERE?

>> FOUND YOU!

I WAS HIDING.

I WAS HIDING.

I-- YOU CAME AND I FOUND YOU.

WE OFTEN PLAY IN NEW ZEALAND,WE OFTEN PLAY HIDE AND HIDE.

AND YEAH, A LOT OF MYFRIENDS ARE STILL MISSING.