Extended - #HashtagWars - #FootballMovies - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, February 2, 2017 - Uncensored 02/02/2017 Views: 439

Paul Scheer, Whitney Cummings and Will Sasso bring football to the big screen with game day-related reboots. (1:39)

>> HARDWICK: Now it is time for

tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering and applause)

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> HARDWICK: This Sunday's game

is sure to make excellent

background noise while I look at

my phone and wait for

commercials.

Especially those sweet, sweet

superhero movie trailers, 'cause

the only time I watch grown men

give each other concussions, is

when one of those men is

Wolverine.

So in preparation for th-- Oh,

Logan looks fucking great.

>> Logan has hair!

>> HARDWICK: He has hair.

It looks so good.

So in preparation for this

alliance between the NFL and

cinema, tonight's hashtag is

#FootballMovies.

Examples might be, The Tom Brady

Bunch movie.

Uh...

There it is... yeah.

(cheering and applause)

I don't know.

Let's see, you can also do, uh,

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Field

and Schindler's Blitz.

We'll put 60 seconds and begin.

Whitney.

>> White Men Can't Punt.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Will Sasso.

>> Christopher Nolan's

Interception.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Paul Scheer.

>> A Streetcar Named Gronkowski.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Whitney.

>> The Sisterhood of the

Tackling Pants.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

>> Oh, oh.

>> HARDWICK: Whitney again.

>> Uh, Tebow Mutant Ninja

Turtles.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Very good. Very well played.

Nice try, Will Sasso.

Paul Scheer.

>> Meet Joe Buck.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Paul.

>> Crouching Bengals, Hidden

Dolphins.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Whitney.

>> Quarterback to the Future.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Will Sasso.

>> The Curious Case of Benjamin

Roethlisberger.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Whitney Cummings.

>> Oh. Who Framed O.J. Simpson?

>> HARDWICK: Points.

(cheering and applause)

Nobody.

(laughter)

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