Fashion Police - Toddler Body

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Sarah Colonna, Zack Pearlman and Doug Benson examine photos of 70s men's fashion and then imagine a cop show based on the outdated styles. (4:17)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY FASHIONPOLICE.

FASHION POLICE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> NOW A LOT OF YOU GUYS

WON'T REMEMBER THIS BUT IN THE1970s

THERE WERE BASICALLY ALOT OF TWO THINGS:

TERRIBLE FASHION AND COPSHOWS.

SO EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK SOMEGREASE BALL WITH

BELL-BOTTOMS WAS SLIDINGOVER THE HOOD OF A BUICK

DICKWAGON FIRING A SNUB NOSE .38INTO A CROWD OF REJECTED

"WELCOME BACK KOTTER" EXTRAS.

IT LOOKED LIKE THIS.

(APPLAUSE)>> THAT WAS-- THAT WAS

"STARSKY AND HUTCH" IN CASEYOU GUYS--

>> OH, OKAY.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

OUR GOOD FRIENDS OVER ATWORLDWIDE INTERWEB COMPILED

AN AMAZING GALLERY FROM '70sMEN FASHIONS AND WE THOUGHT

IT WOULD BE COOL TO GIVE ALLTHOSE TURKEYS THEIR OWN COP

SHOW.

I WILL SHOW YOU AN IMAGEFROM A 70s FASHION CATALOG

AND I WANT YOU TO TELL MEWHAT THE COP SHOW WOULD BE

CALLED.

FIRST UP, THESE ROGUE ROGUES.

>> YES, DOUG BENSON.

>> "LACEY AND LACEY."

(APPLAUSE)>> POINTS.

>> SARAH.

>> "CSI: RUB AND TUG."

>> YES, POINTS.

>> THESE UNDERCOVERUNDERGARMENTS.

>> THOSE JUST LOOK LIKEECHO PARK HIPSTERS.

>> IF YOU JUST SAW THESE GUYSNOW WOULD YOU BE LIKE "YEAH

[BLEEP] HIPSTERS."

>> ZACK?

>> DIVORCE COPS.

>> POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)SARAH.

>> HILL STREET BLUE BALLS.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> THIS GUY'S NIPPLES MAKEME SAD.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> HE HAS WHAT I LIKE TOCALL TODDLER BODY.

>> HE DOES LOOK LIKE A GIANTTODDLER.

>> HE'S TAKING DADBOD TO THENEXT LEVEL.

>> IF YOU PHOTOSHOPPED SIDEBURNSONTO A BABY IT WOULD

LOOK LIKE THAT.

>> NEXT ONE.

>> THIS DEBONAIR PAIR. WHATWOULD YOU CALL THEIR COP

SHOW?

>> YES, ZACK.

>> OUR WIVES MADE THESE.

>> YEAH, OKAY.

POINTS.

>> DOUG.

>> BJ AND THE HUGGY BEAR.

>> POINTS.

WELL DONE.

>> THAT'S LIKE A ROMANCE,DOUG.

>> WHY IS EVERYONE STARINGAT US AT THIS PARTY?

WE ARE NOT FROM OUTERSPACE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU

WERE WORRIED ABOUT.

>> GET MY ZIPPER GLENN,I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE

BATHROOM.

>> OH, YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY.

>> YOU DEFINITELY JUST GO INTHE SUIT.

>> NOT GETTING OUT OF THERE.

>> WHAT ABOUT THESE COCKSURENUDISTS?

>> OH.

>> I MEAN YOU KNOW-- EVERYTHING'S FINE UNTIL

YOU GET TO THE GARGOYLE ONTHE TOP OF THE BUILDING.

>> HEPATITIS A, B, C, D ANDE.

>> OKAY, POINTS.

>> ALL THE LETTERS.

>> I WOULD CALL THAT LEMONPARTY OF FIVE.

>> YES.

YES, YES.

POINTS.

>> FINALLY, THIS GOLF OUTING.

>> FOR [BLEEP] AND THREESHEEP.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> I THINK WE CAN CLEAR THATWITH THE NETWORK.

DOUG.

>> THE BAGGER VANCE GANG.

(APPLAUSE)>> THEY'RE LEGENDARY.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU.

I HAVE NOT HEARD A GOOD"BAGGER VANCE" REFERENCE

IN -->> YOU KNOW ME, CHRIS, I'M

GETTING BAGGY WITH IT.