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- Sex Trafficking on the Beach
- (n.) /sĕks ˈtrăfĭkĭng ôn thə bēch/
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- A super insensitive cocktail that rich people serve at their ambiguous charity parties. (See: West Nile Colada, Tsunami Slide)
Usage:
While I find the name of this Sex Trafficking on the Beach drink 1000% reprehensible, it is actually pretty tasty.
- Shania Twain
- (n.) /shəˈnīə twān/
- 1. A Canadian country-pop artist known for hits such as "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" and "That Don't Impress Me Much."2. Abbi's go-to lie.
Usage:
Abbi is never training Shania Twain, and if she tells you she is, don't believe her.
- Shinjo
- (n.) /ˈshĭnjō/
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- A brand of custom-made dildo crafted from all-natural materials.
Usage:
A Shinjo may look like other dildos, but it's very different. Don't ask us how.
- Statutory Crepe
- (n.) /ˈstachətôrē krāp/
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- The worst f**king improv troupe in New York City.
Usage:
Kristen tricked me into going to a Statutory Crepe show the other day, and now we're not friends anymore.