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    • cashew stir-fry
    • (n.) /ˈkasho͞o ˈstərfrī/
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    • The most depressing meal possible.

    Usage:

    Susan knew she had hit rock bottom when she started eating cashew stir-fry four or five times a week.
    • churron
    • (n.) /ˈchûrŏn/
    • A pastry item combining the features of a churro with those of a macaron.

    Usage:

    Juan had to wake up at 3am and catch three buses and a water taxi to get to the bakery in time for the first batch of churrons.
    • couch sore
    • (n.) /käo͞och sôr/
    • A pressure ulcer that develops from spending too much time on the couch playing video games. (So, like, a bedsore but from a couch.)

    Usage:

    Couch sores are a lot like bedsores, except way sadder.