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    • p-sal
    • (n.) /ˈpēsăl/
    • An abbreviation for "potato salad," specifically of the bodega variety.

    Usage:

    Mark ate too much p-sal, and now he's spending an embarrassing amount of time in the b-room.
    • P.K.W.
    • (abbreviation) /pē kā ˈdəb(ə)lyo͞o/
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    • "Phone, keys, wallet" -- the three things no one should ever leave home without.

    Usage:

    Geraldine left her apartment without doing a P.K.W. check, and now she's locked out until her roommate gets back. Sucks.
    • Penn Station
    • (n.) /pĕn ˈstāshən/
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    • The grossest f**king place in the entire f**king world.

    Usage:

    True love is being willing to go to Penn Station for your significant other.
    • period pants
    • (n.) /ˈpērēəd pănts/
    • Pants with a preexisting period stain on the crotch that Ilana uses to sneak pot through airport security.

    Usage:

    Ilana uses period pants to fly with drugs, but you 100% shouldn't, because most of what Ilana does isn't even close to advisable.