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    • Bed Bath & Beyond coupon
    • (n.) /bĕd băth ănd bēˈänd ˈko͞opän/
    • A piece of card stock issued by the titular housewares store that provides the recipient with a discount on a select range of items. Known primarily for its expiration date, which is never taken seriously and is used to throw off morons.

    Usage:

    There's a BB&B newbie in the flatware section stressing about how his coupon has expired.
    • Bingo Bronson
    • (n.) /ˈbĭngō ˈbränsən/
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    • A beloved children's character who comes to life if you take too much Vicodin.

    Usage:

    While we all love Bingo Bronson, it's probably a bad sign if he starts talking to you and taking you on adventures.
    • Black Swan
    • (v.) /blak swan/
    • To hide from someone at such an angle that you're only visible when said person looks in the mirror.

    Usage:

    The new guy in HR keeps freaking everybody out by Black Swan-ing them when they least expect it.