ULTIMATE SKETCH ARCHIVE
You're going to be here for a while.
Everyone gets nervous the first time they meet Show Business -- except, of course, for P. Diddy.
Charlie Murphy's Frankenstein encounters racism in the office.
News clips are dubbed over to show what reporters really mean when they say "minorities" and "special interests."
Dave gives a tour of his fancy home, including his very own sweatshop.
Dave's breakfast cereal is full of purple crack pipes and brown musicians.
Susan Sarandon pledges her undying love to Lil Jon and offers to make him a sandwich.
Dave wrestles with his inner pixie to decide whether he wants the chicken or the fish.
MTV's LaLa inspires an Asian man to commit hara-kiri.
The white pixie instructs a man not to be insecure over the size of a black man's penis.
Security guard Gary Coleman is insulted by a disgruntled fan and takes a little time out for Gary.
Phil's white inner pixie encourages him to just stick with the twist.
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