ULTIMATE SKETCH ARCHIVE
You're going to be here for a while.
Dave's breakfast cereal is full of purple crack pipes and brown musicians.
Susan Sarandon pledges her undying love to Lil Jon and offers to make him a sandwich.
Dave gives a tour of his fancy home, including his very own sweatshop.
News clips are dubbed over to show what reporters really mean when they say "minorities" and "special interests."
Charlie Murphy's Frankenstein encounters racism in the office.
Everyone gets nervous the first time they meet Show Business -- except, of course, for P. Diddy.
Phil's white inner pixie encourages him to just stick with the twist.
Howard Dean's going to Vermont and New York and Montreal and Cancun -- and he's psyched.
The Hispanic pixie tries to talk a man into buying leopard skin seat covers and a Jesus air freshener.
Dave wrestles with his inner pixie to decide whether he wants the chicken or the fish.
MTV's LaLa inspires an Asian man to commit hara-kiri.
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